i killed the easter bunny

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i killed the easter bunny

Reply #30 – April 17, 2006, 03:12:09 PM

good, that is just wrong sir.. WRONG!

(well okay. i laughed.. but that just makes me wrong too.. hehe)

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #31 – April 17, 2006, 03:31:54 PM

Quote from: Carpimp1987

Was this the bunny by any chance you hit?

shameless!!

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #32 – April 19, 2006, 11:19:16 PM

try this one....... about 4 years ago, i'm at the local dragstrip and get a frantic call from the wife saying she just ran over someone and killed them! I'm like "holy !" and jump in my truck and haul butt to the accident scene. (btw she was in my 88 TC) I get there and the car is sitting in the middle of a 6 lane road with police tape all around it. Turns out that somebody had run over and killed a homeless guy but didn't stop. The wife was a couple cars back and was the only one to stop. How the f*** do you run over a human being and not stop?! They never figured out who was the first one to hit the guy and after an investigation released my wife and the car. The wife was near hysterical and still gets upset today if the subject comes up. You DON"T want to know what I had to clean off the bottom of the car at the car wash:(

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #33 – April 19, 2006, 11:42:01 PM

Here in NC during the fall especially, deer love to run out in the road. One evening we're driving home down the highway and we see a trail of animal guts in the middle of the road. The trail lead to two guys in a red Chevy Pickup who were stopped on the side of an off ramp with guts hanging off the chassis (I could see it under the truck). The truck didn't seem to be hurt too badly; it had a big off road bar bumper on the front. That deer got screwed.

But some people aren't as lucky and hit deer with their regular cars. You can say goodbye to your ride if that ever happens.

One day I was driving to school and there was police tape around someone's front yard, and I could see a dead body laying in the yard. I found out later that it was a hit n run. What an @$$hole.

I just saw that somebody mentioned Michael Waltrip hitting a gull. One time Dale Earnhardt was leading the Daytona 500 with a handful of laps to go, hit a sea gull and busted his oil cooler. When that happens, you know luck isnt on your side.

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #34 – April 22, 2006, 05:12:35 AM

Well within the first 2 weeks i found out my cougar loves cooch ;-) i hit a cat lol then had a bird fly up and get hit with the antenna. also had a pigeon fly towards my headlight on my 86 mustang i had. flew under the headlight n met rubber lmao BIG puff of feathers behind me. also killed a squirrel with a reliant.... then coming back on that stretch of road i wondered if squirrels mate for life..... sure enough they do there was another on frolickin in the middle of the road with the dead one.

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #35 – April 23, 2006, 01:17:25 PM

I killed a turtle at 90 MPH. I guess first that was a rock in the middle of the way, and slowly moved to the right, but that moved and went exactly to the front left wheel. Jumped like 10 cms, too....

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #36 – April 23, 2006, 02:06:47 PM

Reading the story by Pressure Cooked Chicken...
An incident like that happend not too long ago here in Maryland on I-95.

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BALTIMORE -- Authorities have identified the remains of a body found along Interstate 95 early Tuesday morning.

The State Medical Examiner's Office identified the body through fingerprint records as a Hispanic 26-year-old man from Prince George's County. Authorities did not release his name, pending family notification.

A trooper discovered the remains of the man's body strewn about the northbound lanes of Interstate 95 just prior to Maryland Route 100 early Monday morning (Full Story).

The WBAL-TV 11 News I-Team has learned that investigators are now looking for possible links between that man and a double-murder Sunday morning in Arbutus.

A passer-by discovered one man's body lying face-down in a ball field behind Arbutus Middle School, and responding officers found another man's body near a stream close by (Full Story).

Authorities said the two men found in Arbutus are also Hispanic. The two men from Lansdowne had suffered multiple stab wounds.

In Monday's incident along I-95, just a few miles away from the Arbutus scene, investigators still do not know whether the man was killed before being hit by traffic on the highway. It will take some time to determine a cause of death.

Police were asking everyone who had driven along that stretch of 95 to call. They said at that rate of speed, people could have easily mistaken the man for trash or road kill and just ran over him.

Oh, I add myself to the frog list. Must have ran over about 200 of those things yesterday.

Animal

Reply #37 – April 23, 2006, 06:57:26 PM

A few years ago my oldest Son used the 88' Crown Vicki wagon my dad left me to go to a Rammstein concert in Indiana. On U.S. 30 on the way home he hit an eight point buck. The wagon was messed up but able to be driven, Bambi's dad got his ass kicked.