i killed the easter bunny

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i killed the easter bunny

April 16, 2006, 03:37:57 AM

well sad news folks i killed the easter bunny tonight comming off an off ramp practicing some GT4 like driving and the easter bunny ran out in front of me and i cliped em with the front wheel and the back did the rest. sorry to say didnt sound fun for him. i do feel bad as this is the first thing i ever killed driving(other than bugs). i have come close but never felt or heard something like this.

i guess the pony got the best of that bunny. (bad joke)

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #1 – April 16, 2006, 08:27:10 AM

You ever hear that joke about "CougarCoupe88 who ruined Easter".
Just another bad joke.

Few years ago i was on the parkway and hit a bat, it was summer and getting dark and it hit me right in the middle of my windshield. It scared the living sh$t out of me cause i didn’t see it coming. It left a grease mark like someone put there greasy forehead on my window.

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Reply #2 – April 16, 2006, 09:01:52 AM

talking about killing things........ in 1998 i too killed the easter bunny on easter morning on the way to church with my 3 year old in the car..... i lived on 45 acres in the "back woods" and my driveway was a mile long 2 rut road going around a peachfield.... as we were going around a turn, my so goes "daddy... easter bunny" and sure enough the rabbit darted from the peach trees, right in front of the car and bam....... thumper thumped no more.... and all this while a 3 year old was watching...... thanks dad!!!!

nice to see i'm not the only easter bunny killer....

on another note, i used to be a long-haul truck driver, and one of my fellow drivershiznit an owl in oregon..... it went through the passenger window, half way, and hung motionless dripping blood on his dashboard..... i didn't see it happen, but man i saw the pictures...... needless to say, he threw away that pair of underwear!!!!

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!

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Reply #3 – April 16, 2006, 09:23:27 AM

I got a bunny once. I had just gotten my learners permit and I was out driving with my mom in her Malibu. This bunny darted out from the weeds and gave me not even a second to react. As I felt the thump thump, I felt sooo bad.

I also got hit in the windshield by a bat, junst like Innes. Anyone ever duck when they see something coming at them? That thing scared me to no end. You know, it's dark and then all of the sudden, I catch the stupid thing in my line of site and BAM!

I've hit numerous birds too. Ever have them just fly across the road infront of you? I smacked one on my way to work one day. I didn't know that as light as birds are, they could make such a loud thud.

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Reply #4 – April 16, 2006, 09:40:40 AM

lets see hit a bird at 80 that was interesting. hit one at 100 even more interesting sinnce there was nothing left the bird hits were in moms 01 regal. and i ran over a wood chuck in my 88 cougar and that made the entire dash shake!! so ive had my fair shair of road kills.

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Reply #5 – April 16, 2006, 09:55:02 AM

I got a squirrel in my TC.

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Reply #6 – April 16, 2006, 11:09:23 AM

sheeee-IT! Birds and raggits ain't ola to a big-assed buck deer...
Like the one that tore the front end off of my first '88...
Had such an impact that it literally flipped the hood up into the glass...
I was only going 35 down my gravel road, and yes, I killed Bambi with that one...
I've also hit quite a few birds in the wife's 89 Tbird..as it's light blue in color, wonder if they couldn't see it against the road?
Every year, i usually clip around a dozen rabbits and squirrels, too
But nothing makes as big a thump as a big ole fat greasy racpuppies when ya run over one, and it takes out your exhaust...on a side note, after knocking most of the exhaust on my dodge aries wagon:yuck: , it did run better:hick:

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Reply #7 – April 16, 2006, 11:44:42 AM

A dozen rabbits and squirrels per year?!
Are you sure you're not aiming for them?:rollin:

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Reply #8 – April 16, 2006, 12:38:56 PM

Quote from: 5.0willgo

A dozen rabbits and squirrels per year?!
Are you sure you're not aiming for them?:rollin:

sounds like a plan... dam small furry animals:rollin:

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Reply #9 – April 16, 2006, 01:08:01 PM

I dunno how you guyshiznit rabbits, all I ever see in the road here are groundhogs, possums, deer, and the occasional racpuppies. Also, for some reason after it rains during spring/summer, all these toads come out and cross the roads (I guess to get to the creek) but they are very slow and a lot of them get run over.

When I had my mustang, a bird flew across the front of the car once and hit my radio antenna. Talk about bad luck on the part of the bird!

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Reply #10 – April 16, 2006, 01:12:38 PM

I ran over an elk at 130mph.

Didn't even feel it.

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Reply #11 – April 16, 2006, 02:00:12 PM

well glad to know im not the only easter bunny killer.....sucks with the kids but funny. well i guess these things think they are faster than machines . guess again

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Reply #12 – April 16, 2006, 02:04:24 PM

You know, it is a really interesting thing when you think about it. When you think of something as small as a rabbit, and then you think of how little area your tires take up on the ground, the timing has to be perfect for the two to collide.

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Reply #13 – April 16, 2006, 02:23:09 PM

I hit an armadillo in a 76 transam i once owned.Tried to dodge it and hit it with the tires.Probably doing about 70mph down a Texas highway.I think the bird flew a few feet off the ground.

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Reply #14 – April 16, 2006, 02:23:10 PM

I hit an armadillo in a 76 transam i once owned.Tried to dodge it and hit it with the tires.Probably doing about 70mph down a Texas highway.I think the bird flew a few feet off the ground.