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Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #180
oh. muh. lawd. lolololololol
:cougarsmily:5.0 HO, E303 cam, Exploder/Cobra intake, smog pump delete, Ford Taurus electric fan, MAF conversion, BBK headers, MAC 2.5" off-road exhaust w/x-pipe, AOD w/shift kit, 8.8 Trac-Loc rear w/disc brakes, 5-lug conversion w/'98 Mustang GT 17" wheels, Mach 1 springs:cougarsmily:

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #181
Quote from: 20th anny 5.o;268346
I'am suprised he has not been pulled over for the wing.


"Only 5 trees were harmed in the making of this car..." :rollin:
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #182
I had to stop reading it before I set my computer on fire. Half of that said nothing.

Look at the savings they are giving me!
http://www.sfxperformance.com/parts/FALZIEX512-255-50-16.htm
1986 Cougar LS

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #183
Normally its $89 but we'll give it to you for the one time offer of $107! What a deal!

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #184
(Zoidberg voice)  "Look at me, the crafty investor...I'll take 8!"
1988 Thunderbird Sport (1st car)
351W in the works
"I'll get it one piece at a time...":D

Quote from: bhazard;300566
You got woman'd.

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #185
Oh dear.....

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cto/1134658808.html

It's got 5 liters of stick shift :hick:

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1987 Ford Mustang GT for SALE!!! Lots of Mods!!! - $3500 (Bound Brook, NJ)
Reply to: sale-bzvmr-1134658808@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-22, 12:14PM EDT


PICTURES COMING SOON!!!!!
IF INTERESTED CALL MY CELL AT (908) 239-7332
FEEL FREE TO LEAVE MESSAGE
IF I DONT PICK UP AND LEAVE UR NAME AND NUMBER THANK YOU.

$3,500 obo

302ci engine
5.0 Liter Stick shift
60,000 original miles
I am only the 3rd owner and had this Mustang for 1 1/2 year

Very fun car!!!
Really fast, especially on the straight aways!!!
Estimated 280hp to the rear wheels

Modifications:

Cold Air Intake System
Sony 1 disc CD Player (already wired for subwoofers including RCA's and compasiter)
Foot Pedal Covers
X Racing Floor Mats

Brand Wheels: Weld Racing Rims (4 lugs)
---Fronts are 15-inch rims, 3inch wide (drag racing) tires
---Rears are 15-inch rims, 10 inch wide (Better acceleration)

Exhaust System: Flowmaster
---Duel exhaust system
---3 inch exhaust tips coming out of the rear bumper
---2.5 inch pipes underneath the mustang
---X pipes are on it at the moment but stock cats are included fully functional for inspection if needed

Lights: Fog lights didn’t have lens but that is changed now
---Rear lights are euro style
---Fronts are stock

Hood: Twin Turbo Hood (name of it).
---Hood Pins: one is locking other just slides down to keep closed
Gauges: Aftermarket Oil Pressure Gauge to be more accurate.
Tint: 20% on the rear 3 windows.
Headers: Aftermarket (Not sure what type. I got the car with them on.)
Pulleys: Aftermarket (Not sure what type. I got the car with them on.)
Spark Plug Wire Set: upgraded from 7.5mm to 8mm blue wire set for spark plugs.
Gas Cap: has a locking key for it so no one screws with your engine.
Paint: Original was Maroon. It is now Grey.
Shocks: Duel Air Shocks in the rear. Stock shocks in the front.

    * Location: Bound Brook, NJ
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1134658808
-- 05 Mustang GT-Whipplecharged !!
--87 5.0 Trick Flow Heads & Intake - Custom Cam - Many other goodies...3100Lbs...Low12's!

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #186
Wow. With all of that estimated RWHP from a cold air and exhaust, he's really going to need those skinnies. *slap*

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Gas Cap: has a locking key for it so no one screws with your engine.

That has got to be the most roundabout way to get at someone's engine.

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #187
wow thats alot of mods there, certainly does not make it worth 3500.

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #188
Sounds like a cobblejob to me, I bet the pics would tell alot.

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #189
---Rears are 15-inch rims, 10 inch wide (Better acceleration)

YES!
1986 Cougar LS

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #190
I like this
Quote from: jcassity
I honestly dont think you could exceed the cost of a new car buy installing new *stock* parts everywhere in your coug our tbird. Its just plain impossible. You could revamp the entire drivetrain/engine/suspenstion and still come out ahead.
Hooligans! 
1988 Crown Vic wagon. 120K California car. Wifes grocery getter. (junked)
1987 Ford Thunderbird LX. 5.0. s.o., sn-95 t-5 and an f-150 clutch. Driven daily and going strong.
1986 cougar.
lilsammywasapunkrocker@yahoo.com

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #191
Haystack that is the new IHI replacement turbo. Garenteed to blow a headgasket in 2.3 seconds lol

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #192
The guy in that picture is saying "I just can't figure out why my new turbo is so laggy......."

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #193
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U

this is an EPIC FAIL.  i dont have to say much.. the narrator does a good job.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
:america: An American Restoration. :birdsmily:
1987 Ford Thunderbird Sport (resting)
1993 Mazda Miata 1.6l (daily driver)

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #194
Ok the second vid on that 350z was even better. Narrator says it all in both vids