What is Your State Motto? June 23, 2006, 12:11:00 PM [COLOR="Magenta"]Alabama[/COLOR]- Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Alaska[/COLOR]- 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat. [COLOR="LightBlue"]Arkansas[/COLOR]- Literacy Ain't Everything. [COLOR="Blue"]California[/COLOR] - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Colorado[/COLOR]- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Connecticut[/COLOR] -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Delaware[/COLOR]- We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids. [COLOR="Gray"]Georgia[/COLOR]- We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. (White History Month begins July, 2013.) [COLOR="DarkRed"]Hawaii[/COLOR] - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Sspooge,Leave Your Money) [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Idaho[/COLOR]- More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good [COLOR="Red"]Illinois[/COLOR]-Please, Don't pr0nounce the "S" [COLOR="Sienna"]Indiana[/COLOR]- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Iowa[/COLOR] - We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States [COLOR="Purple"]Kentucky[/COLOR] - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names [COLOR="Blue"]Louisiana[/COLOR]- We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That's Our Tourism Campaign.) [COLOR="Sienna"]Maine[/COLOR] -We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster [COLOR="Navy"]Maryland[/COLOR] - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It [COLOR="Teal"]Massachusetts[/COLOR]- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden [COLOR="DarkRed"]Michigan[/COLOR] - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Minnesota[/COLOR]- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes [COLOR="Cyan"]Mississippi[/COLOR] - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State [COLOR="Olive"]Missouri[/COLOR] - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work [COLOR="SandyBrown"]Montana[/COLOR] - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. [COLOR="DarkRed"]Nebraska[/COLOR]- Ask About Our State Motto Contest [COLOR="Orange"]Nevada[/COLOR]- Hookers and Poker! [COLOR="SeaGreen"]New Hampshire[/COLOR] -Go Away And Leave Us Alone [COLOR="Navy"]New Jersey[/COLOR]- You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! [COLOR="Teal"]New Mexico[/COLOR]- Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... [COLOR="Plum"]North Carolina[/COLOR]- Tobacco Is A Vegetable [COLOR="Magenta"]North Dakota[/COLOR] - We Really Are One Of The 50 States! [COLOR="Purple"]Ohio[/COLOR]- At Least We're Not Michigan [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Oklahoma[/COLOR]- Like The Play, But No Singing [COLOR="Olive"]Oregon[/COLOR]- Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner [COLOR="Plum"]Pennsylvania[/COLOR] - Cook With Coal [COLOR="Lime"]Rhode Island[/COLOR] - We're Not REALLY An Island [COLOR="DarkOrange"]South Carolina[/COLOR]- Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet [COLOR="DimGray"]South Dakota[/COLOR] - Closer Than North Dakota [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Tennessee[/COLOR]- The Edyoocashun State [COLOR="Pink"]Texas[/COLOR] - Se Hablo Ingles [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Utah[/COLOR]- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus [COLOR="Red"]Vermont[/COLOR] - Ay, Yep [COLOR="SlateGray"]Virginia[/COLOR]- Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? [COLOR="DarkRed"]Washington[/COLOR] - We have more rain than you do [COLOR="Teal"]West Virginia[/COLOR]- One Big Happy Family...Really! [COLOR="Sienna"]Wisconsin[/COLOR] - Come Cut The Cheese! [COLOR="Purple"]Wyoming[/COLOR]- Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #1 – June 23, 2006, 01:33:22 PM New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #2 – June 23, 2006, 02:07:38 PM Quote from: jkirchmanOhio- At Least We're Not Michigan :D Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #3 – June 23, 2006, 05:03:33 PM Some of those are pretty funny. LOL Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #4 – June 23, 2006, 05:52:02 PM QuoteMaryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Cant forget "We outsource our crabs" Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #5 – June 23, 2006, 06:53:41 PM new jersey should be, "can i buy your property and build homes on it?" Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #6 – June 23, 2006, 08:58:32 PM Kansas, Ad astra per aspera = To the stars through difficulties Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #7 – June 24, 2006, 01:48:06 AM Kansas- Better a Jayhawk than a Cornchucker. Missouri loves company, stay the hell away. Kansas should be: Hicksville USA, or We have the right to **** you over anyway possible Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #8 – June 24, 2006, 02:13:42 AM Utah, our jesus is better then your jesus. Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #9 – June 24, 2006, 09:45:01 AM Nova Scotia - We're not Newfoundland. Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #10 – June 25, 2006, 02:18:14 PM south carolina - the south will rise again! Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #11 – June 25, 2006, 02:33:06 PM Vermont - Ay, YepI don't get it? Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #12 – June 26, 2006, 12:59:54 AM Minnesota- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes gotta love our state bird (the Mighty Mosquito) Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #13 – June 26, 2006, 11:59:12 AM Oh yes another "inbred west virginia" joke :rolleyes: I think ours should be "I hope you don't want a job outside the service industry" Quote Selected
What is Your State Motto? Reply #14 – June 26, 2006, 12:57:39 PM QuoteI think ours should be "I hope you don't want a job outside the service industry"No I think that is the United States' new motto actually. Quote Selected
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