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Fricking cats

Hey take a look at how good my car looks after i washed and waxed it looks  :ies:  :ies:  :ies:  :ies:. But then whilst im sleeping the F*CKING CATS GET THIERMUDDY PAW PRINTS ALL OVER IT. Yes the second picture is a cat ass print Jack likes to sit on top of the cars.

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I guess the cats like cats? :giggle:

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I hope he didnt mark his territory on your roof  :yuck:  :giggle:

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This reminds me of one of my experiences, I spent about 2 hours washing and waxing my car, went to pepboys and as I was driving under this bridge I got the biggest pile of bird shiznit ever dumped right onto the winshield and the hood. :mad:

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Quote from: 1986Tbird
This reminds me of one of my experiences, I spent about 2 hours washing and waxing my car, went to pepboys and as I was driving under this bridge I got the biggest pile of bird shiznit ever dumped right onto the winshield and the hood. :mad:


", there's nothing to shiznit on these days. A dented up mustang, a few grimey SUV's. And what's with all the door dinged Caravans?"

"CAW! Lookit that one. All shined up. And it's a ****in CAT too!" :evilgrin:

"w00t!"

"w00t."

*unanimous grunt*

....
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.
-splat-

"CAW, CAW, tweet, tw00t, CAW!!!"




(sorry man, but I've got to show solidarity with the feathered friends) :grinno:

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Not funny sly they have pissed on my windshield and next time that happens im g on them the little s get away with everything, i mean if i pissed on the stove/ couch my mom would have a punishment ready for me. Not for the cats oh god no, 6 of the little f*ckers 3 male 3 female g wars are abundant.

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That's because you're supposed to know better than to piss on a stove. :p

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I know the feeling! My cats walk all over my car all the time. My buddies say I need to "shoot some cats!" I'm like, "Nah, I'm used to it."

Now if they ever scratch the paint, then it might be on!  :2gunsfiri

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My friend has the same problem at his appartment with cats walking on his car, I dont know how anyone could put up with it. My neighbours dog used to rip through my yard tosing rocks all over my car but after catching him with a few firecrackers (tossed into the air, NOT at the dog :rolleyes: ) he doesnt seem to come around much anymore :dunno:
1980 birds X 3, 1982 bird, 1984 XR7, 1988 TC

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There were all kinds of cats around my partent home. walking on cars, stinking up the yard. They disappeared after the Chinese restaurant opened two doors away. :dunno:
 
Before anyone gets offended, I'm NOT making any aligations. I'm just stating facts. I like Chinese food :rice:

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No harm done. Cat meat is great. :) Just stay away from the mangey ones.

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mmmm, all this talk of cats is makin me hungry!
anybody up for some cat-on-a-stick??!!
CAT-The Other White Meat!  lol hey, I have a coupla big fat lazy tom cats, but they never get outside, they wouldnt last a minute on the farm...had em since they were kittens, littermates they are, would tear me up if something happened to 'em
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

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Sorry, but hearing of the cat walking on your cat is hilarious to me.  I too was a victom of this.  My neighbor used to like to feed the stray cats, so more and more cats kept comming around.  Then just about every spring and fall the cats would like to streach out a little(caugh caugh), and before I could turn around little kittens are running around everywhere.  Now I am not the only car in the driveway next to where she is feeding all of these cats, but I would swear to you that my car was the only one with footprints. (no matter how clean it was when I parked it the night before)