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Cut my junk off while shaving

This morning I was getting ready to spam up some message boards and decided to shave my junk. The razor slipped, and I cut it off completely! :sawzall:To make matters worse I flushed it by mistake:toilet:

So now I have no junk, so if anybody wants me I'll be the one sitting down to pee...

Cut my junk off while shaving

Reply #1
these people are getting more and more clever

Cut my junk off while shaving

Reply #2
LMAO yet again.... we love our mods!!!!!!
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1974 maverick lsx powered turbo car SOLD
1973 maverick Tijuana Taxi Tribute
1957 chevy LSX Turbo project (race car)
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Reply #3
At first, I thought it was real, then I realize we've had another spammer...

Who in all of the world could cut their jimmy off with a razor...?
:flame:
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

Cut my junk off while shaving

Reply #4
I love it when you guys F with these idiots :D Maybe we should start spamming them back...

Cut my junk off while shaving

Reply #5
Should have sliced from ear to ear while he was at it......
-- 05 Mustang GT-Whipplecharged !!
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Cut my junk off while shaving

Reply #6
lol, i can't believe i avoided this thread. funny stuff. :D
2005 Subaru WRX STi|daily driver

Cut my junk off while shaving

Reply #7
Hahaha,  at first I was like what is the point of these constant self insulting posts?  Then I realiezed that they were being edited to say that.  Great stuff.  You guys are too funny.