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Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

This product was recently ordered in by a customer for her Mini Cooper. I'm a bit of a grammar puppies and always laugh at Chinese instructions or advertising copy translated into English. This may be the worst example I've ever seen:
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2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #1 –
The puppiesanese are sometimes no better. This factory-applied sticker was on the side of a puppiesanese market Mitsubishi Delica van that I'd done some work to a few years ago:X
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #2 –
Dear lord.
'88 Sport--T-5,MGW shifter,Trick Flow R intake,Ed Curtis cam,Trick Flow heads,Scorpion rockers,75mm Accufab t-body,3G,mini starter,Taurus fan,BBK long tube headers,O/R H-Pipe, Flowamaster Super 44's, deep and deeper Cobra R wheels, Mass Air and 24's,8.8 with 3.73's,140 mph speedo,Mach 1 chin spoiler,SN-95 springs,CHE control arms,aluminum drive shaft and a lot more..

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #3 –
There's a whole website devoted to this:
http://www.engrish.com/most-popular/
Brian Leavitt
86 TC 5-Speed -- MS2x w/COP | 83lb. Injectors| T3/T4 50 Trim Stage 3 .63AR | Full 3" Exhaust - No Cat | Motorsport FMIC | Ranger Roller |
------------------------Ported E6 | Walbro 255HP | Kirban | Pierburg EBCV @ 20psi | BOV | 120-amp 3G | K&N Cone | 8.8" 3.55 rear |
87 TC 5-Speed -- Cone Filter | Bypassed BCS | Stock Daily Driver
66 Mustang -- Pertronix Ignition Upgrade | Slow-Mobile

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #4 –
Super Cool USA Cowboy Man Happy Fun Time #1!!!!!

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #5 –
Sadly, most retail toys people buy for children have directions with this kind of shiznit. Hope everyone here has their life preserver, 'cause the ship is sinking, sure as hell.
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #6 –
Intelligent and Motivated people do have a tendency to take over things. The laziness and complacency of the common man here allowed this to happen, no one else is to blame but him. Realize that in the future your children will be taught Chinese in school, instead of Spanish, and there will be national holidays dedicated to old communist leaders, among many other things. Funny how things seem to swing back slowly the other way over time, and people tend to become exactly like what they once hated, lol!

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #7 –
do a YouTube for fresh prince of bell air through google translate.
Quote from: jcassity
I honestly dont think you could exceed the cost of a new car buy installing new *stock* parts everywhere in your coug our tbird. Its just plain impossible. You could revamp the entire drivetrain/engine/suspenstion and still come out ahead.
Hooligans! 
1988 Crown Vic wagon. 120K California car. Wifes grocery getter. (junked)
1987 Ford Thunderbird LX. 5.0. s.o., sn-95 t-5 and an f-150 clutch. Driven daily and going strong.
1986 cougar.
lilsammywasapunkrocker@yahoo.com

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #8 –
Funny how communistic behaviour (unions demanding excessive pay and crazy benefits/pensions for unskilled labour) drove all the manufacturing jobs to communist China, isn't it? Well, not really funny...
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #9 –
Thank god I'll be long gone, as well as my kids, when the chinese economy collapses, and the world explodes into another war...at least, I hope it happens long after all I've created is gone.
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #10 –
Wait who buys eyelashes for a car?
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

Chinglish (Chinese-English translation) gone horribly wrong

Reply #11 –
you don't even want to know. Let's just say it was for a Mini Cooper...
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣