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LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

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Straight outta Houston....guess I need to go grab that Bostonian edition cougar I posted in the Leads section, that is if I wanna keep with the times!!!
 

 
 
 

 

 
1987 20th Anniversary Cougar, 302 "5.0" GT-40 heads (F3ZE '93 Cobra) and TMoss Ported H.O. intake, H.O. camshaft
2.5" Duals, no cats, Flowmaster 40s, Richmond 3.73s w/ Trac-Lok, maxed out Baumann shift kit, 3000 RPM Dirty Dog non-lock TC
Aside from the Mustang crinkle headers, still looks like it's only 150 HP...
1988 Black XR7 Trick Flow top end, Tremec 3550
1988 Black XR7 Procharger P600B intercooled, Edelbrock Performer non-RPM heads, GT40 intake AOD, 13 PSI @5000 RPM. 93 octane

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #1
I'm going to have to check the "Strongly Disagree" box on that one...

ugh
Long live the 4-eyes!  - '83 Tbird Turbo - '85 Marquis LTS - '86 LTD Wagon

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #2
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--Steve
[thread=28690]1988 Cougar V6[/thread]
2012 F-150 3.7L
2011 Mustang 3.7L

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #3
Straight out of Speed Racer or a Bond flik.  I can't wait for Donks to breed with Sschlongas.

Seriously, TX state law limits protrusions a certain distance from the car.  I wonder if these things are actually legal.
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LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #4
wow. 2 pound box+5 pounds of ass=FAIL.

LMAO

There's a cavalier around here, an older one, say an '88 maybe, that has something like that, but I think it's unintentional.
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #5
i steped in sschlonga once.. had a heck of a time getting it of my shoes:evilgrin:

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #6
:toilet: those rims are horrible looking.
like something out of thunderdome or something.
"Beating the hell out of other peoples cars since 1999"
1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage
1984 Ford Mustang GT Turbo Convertible
2015 Ford Focus SE 1.0 EcoBoost

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #7
Reminds me of the "Scorpions" car in Grease

 Ready to slice other cars like a tin can :crazy:
Fox-less at the moment

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #8
Quote from: sarjxxx;318992
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My thoughts exactly !!!
88 Sport ,306 roller block, flat tops, ARP rods and bolts, Compcam 533 lift/ 270 duration, roller rockers, ported 351w heads with 1.94 - 1.60 valves, 550 springs, 600cfm carb , full length headers, 2.5" dual X-pipe exhaust, MSD ignition, Hughes built C4, Weld Draglites, Tracloc /Richmond 3:73's

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #9
Never underestimate the level of tackiness that urban culture can produce    :barf:
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5.0L Speed density
Explorer intake
'92 Mustang GT cam
GT-40 racing heads
Unequal length headers
Custom-made duals
19# injectors
65mm TB
AFPR
T/C header panel
11" brake upgrade
T/C rear sway bar
Electrical mods: too many to list :D

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #10
Wow.  Why do some people have this thirst for doing such god awful things to a car?  How could you think that looks good?
'88 'bird, 10.9:1 306 w/TFS top end, forged rods/pistons, T-5 swap & bunch of other stuff, 1-family owned, had it since ‘98, 5.0tbrd88 on Instagram and YouTube


LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #12
WOW, one of those mods you can dump a galloin of gas over and light it. And it would still look just as bad.
1985 T'Bird 5.0
1987 Cougar 3.8
1992 T'bird Sport 5.0 HO

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #13
Guys do this to look cool and attract women. What kind of tasteless women are they after? Do those wheels prove that you have money to waste on ugly, shiny, stupid bling?  These look as bad as cars with huge cowl hoods and drag tires on the street. Ugh.

Anyone notice that Cadillacs are the primary victim of most of this ?
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"

Reply #14
Does this mean the era of 'tirty inch raaaaams' is finally over?