Wanna go on a cruise? May 20, 2009, 12:14:23 PM http://www.somalicruises.com/QuoteWelcome to Somali CruisesIt's like a safari, only better"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.Don't miss the boatlimited time offerThe boat departs from Mombasa (Kenya) and docks at Djibouti harbor (in Djibouti).Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.ItineraryOur guaranteeWe guarantee adventureWe guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed s side to attract attention. :rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin: Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #1 – May 20, 2009, 02:17:00 PM LMAO that's awesome!!! Who wants to go? I'm in! Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #2 – May 20, 2009, 04:51:17 PM WOW! I´m speechless...I guess i would go with this for close range:And one of these for long range....yes, i want the one with the grenade launcher...Which gun will you carry guys? Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #4 – May 21, 2009, 12:21:21 AM Can't resist.Rem 700 .270Custom 6.8mm SPC AR-15SA XD45 CompactEither it's fake, or someone is one hell of an entrepreneur. Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #5 – May 21, 2009, 12:30:55 AM Sounds like some fun. Even might get some target practice. Sounds Like Mack and Zak would be along for the ride. Poppin pirates sound like fun to them too! Stuckman Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #6 – May 21, 2009, 08:52:27 AM I'm in! I call the M-16 and Barret M-107! Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #7 – May 21, 2009, 09:40:20 AM Maybe we could get a group rate? It'd be a good alternative to CatJam. Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #8 – May 21, 2009, 10:30:29 AM Well im in=] sounds like one hell of a good time. How many do we get to shoot apiece????? Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #11 – May 24, 2009, 07:30:55 AM Quote from: DVP;274013Straight to hellLooks like I'm drivin' :hick: Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #12 – May 24, 2009, 08:07:21 AM Quote from: V8Demon;274027Looks like I'm drivin' :hick:I call shotgun! Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #13 – May 25, 2009, 04:59:05 AM Ill wave when I pass you guys on the way there. Quote Selected
Wanna go on a cruise? Reply #14 – May 25, 2009, 07:25:17 AM Quote from: DVP;274196Ill wave when I pass you guys on the way there.Yes, prepare everything for my arrival young minion Quote Selected
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