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Most embarrassing moment ever

You know what?  No.

I don't know what voice in your head said that something like this would even be remotely appropriate...Time to reconsider listening to that one.

You have been warned....
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
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1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

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Reply #1
Poor .

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Reply #2
Thought I had gone the fetish portion of penthouseletters.com for a minute there.

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Reply #3
OMG :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Matt
1984 Thunderbird - 89 302 HO, GT40 heads w/ Trick Flow springs, E303 cam, Edelbrock Performer 289 intake and 600 cfm 4bbl, Mustang headers, Jegs o/r H pipe, Dynomax lers, Mustang AOD and shifter, Mustang 8.8 w/ 3.73s, 3G alternator, Mustang front and rear sway bars, KYB 87-88 Turbo Coupe shocks and struts, and 11" front brakes.

1988 Mustang GT - GT40 heads, Explorer intake, 70mm throttle body, 70mm MAF, Crane 1.7 rrs, E303 cam, Kirban Kwik shifter w/ Pro 5.0 deluxe handle, aluminum clutch quadrant and firewall adjuster, o/r h pipe, Dynomax lers, 3G alternator, aluminum radiator, and 3.27 gears.
 
1986 Cougar 5.0, 1989 Mark VII LSC 5 speed, 1980 Mercury Zephyr 4 door (sold)

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Reply #4
Oh. My. ****ing. Gawd.


:fart: :nannerbang: :nannerbang: :nannerbang: :nannerbang: :flame: :fart: :fart: :fart: :sorry:


I was laughing so hard reading that that my face felt like it was going to explode and tears were streaming down my face. I think I am especially susceptible to this sort of humor with my recent introduction to diverticulits :(
11.96 @ 118 MPH old 306 KB; 428W coming soon.

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Reply #5
despite the hell's of the horrors of the massive poop..i'm SO laughing my fawking head off
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

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Reply #6
its delicious after its warmed up, or am i the only one here who gets this referrence:D
"Beating the hell out of other peoples cars since 1999"
1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage
1984 Ford Mustang GT Turbo Convertible
2015 Ford Focus SE 1.0 EcoBoost

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Reply #7
Jesus Chuck. It was a made up story. Are you gonna say RJ's story is just as bad now? Have a sense of humor. Or was it the lack of NSFW in the title.
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

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Reply #8
Quote from: cougrrr302;217800
Jesus Chuck. It was a made up story. Are you gonna say RJ's story is just as bad now? Have a sense of humor. Or was it the lack of NSFW in the title.


please tell me that i'm looking at it AFTER it was edited, because i have NO clue what you were talking about :hick:


OOOH!!!  I'm a Eco Hypermiler :burnout: Not bad for 79mph on the interstate 2hours a day

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Reply #9
Quote from: cougrrr302;217800
Jesus Chuck. It was a made up story. Are you gonna say RJ's story is just as bad now? Have a sense of humor. Or was it the lack of NSFW in the title.


Do I really have to explain it to you?  I don't care if it was made up or not.  Comparing it to RJ's story as being "the same thing" doesn't fly either. 

There are 3 people on this board who can reverse my decision on this...take it up with them if you have an issue.
Long live the 4-eyes!  - '83 Tbird Turbo - '85 Marquis LTS - '86 LTD Wagon

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Reply #10
Gotta stand behind Chuck here. This is not the place for scatological humour and embarrassing bowel stories (the Burrows family reunion would be the place for that). Allow me to post a reminder:
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

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Reply #11
You know, I've seen that one before, but since I've been having colon issues lately (too much information!), I thought it was hilarious, though I was so afraid my girls (11&13) were going to ask me what was so friggin' hysterical. It definitely wasn't a childrens story :D
11.96 @ 118 MPH old 306 KB; 428W coming soon.

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Reply #12
I've had more than my fair share of intestinal issues. I didn't find the poo humour offensive. However, the graphic shagual content was inappropriate for this forum.

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Reply #13
Quote from: JeremyB;217865
I've had more than my fair share of intestinal issues. I didn't find the poo humour offensive. However, the graphic shagual content was inappropriate for this forum.


And THAT was my point and how it differed from RJ's post.  Trust me, I'm no prude, but there is a time and place for that sort of thing and this wasn't it.
Long live the 4-eyes!  - '83 Tbird Turbo - '85 Marquis LTS - '86 LTD Wagon

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Reply #14
Glad I got to read it before this. That said, it was hilarious, real or not, but yeah, I think it was a bit too much for this forum as far as the shagual stuff goes. Probably could have dumbed it down a bit, or at least put "18+ ONLY" at the thread title. We wouldn't have wanted Mason or one of the other youngins wandering in here now would we? :hick:
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