The things we have to go through to make a living...

November 05, 2007, 10:23:30 PM

{Ring-Ring}

“Hello. WOW! Cable and Internet help desk. How may I help you?”

“Well, I was sorta hoping someone could walk me through taking a leak.”

“Ok. Well… Do you have to go now?”

“Umm… Yes, I do.”

“Ok… Are you on male or female equipment?”

“Male-clone.” (?)

“Ok, the first thing we need to do is find your fly….”

“My what?”

“Your fly…. It opens your pants. It should be right in the front of you. Look down.”

“I see shoes.”

No, Sir… Look higher, sorta on the front of you just under your stomach. You should see some metal on your pants. That’s your fly.”

“The round thing?”

“Well… That’s your button… But let’s open that while we’re down there. The fly looks like a lot of metal things in a row with a piece that sticks out.”

“Oh! Ok…. Got it. Ok. It’s open.”

“Ok, Sir can you grab your willie?”

“No.”

“Can you see your willie?”

“No.”

“Ok… What DO you see?”

“I see white… Just white… and some lines.”

“Do you have underwear installed?”

“No.”

“Sir, if you can’t see your willie and you see only white… I think you may have underwear installed. We’re going to have to uninstall your underwear before you can take a leak…”

“Well, my friend was the last person to use my fly, maybe she installed underwear.”

“That’s fine, Sir. Ok. Well, grab the white part and pull down…. Keep pulling until you see your willie.”

“It’s stuck… It won’t go down.”

“The white part or your willie?”

“My Willie.”

“NO! DON’T pull down on your willie sir. Just the underwear… The white part. We just want to get it down to where we can see your willie.”

“Ok… Got it. It’s down.”

“Ok. Now look around the room. Do you see anything that looks like it’s made out of porcelain?”

“I see a little penguin on a shelf.”

“Ok, Sir, you are in the living room. Go to the bathroom. We can’t take a leak until we are in the bathroom. The bathroom will have a lot of tile. Yours may have a mirror and some soap in it. Some people have showers in theirs.”

“Well, I’m downstairs… I think the bathroom is upstairs…”

“Ok. Let’s go upstairs.”

“I can’t walk.”

“Ok, Sir, Temporarily reinstall your underwear…”

“The white part, right?”

“Yes, Sir. That’s correct.”

“Ok…. I’m upstairs.”

“Ok. Do you see a porcelain bowl type thing?”

“I see two.”

“Ok, Sir…. How tall are you?”

“Five foot-six.”

“Ok. Go to the one that’s lower than your willie.”

“Ok, I’m there.”

“Ok, Now make sure that you willie is aimed at the porcelain bowl… and go.”

“What do you mean?”

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The things we have to go through to make a living...

Reply #1 – November 05, 2007, 10:27:15 PM

Absolutely.