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That Was Close!!!

...And no, I'm not talking about my car. I just walked down to the river bank to check the progress of my grapes and heard a splash in the river (which is fairly high right now after a rainfall a few days ago). I looked downstream and saw what at first glance appeared to be duck, but a closer look made it appear like a cat struggling against the current. I walked down to get a better look and possibly pull the "cat" out, and discovered that it wasn't a cat at all - it was a skunk, swimming upstream, toward me.

Apparently skunks have poor balance (why else would it have fallen in the river?) and apparently they can swim pretty well. I didn't wait around long enough to welcome it as...
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Reply #1
I love it when you are driving somewhere in the morning and can smell that "smell". Skunks stink. Glad you didn't get the pe pe le pu stink on you.

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Reply #2
For some reason Skunks junk always makes me think Puppy breath.  that is stinky! Good for you getting out of there without the stink spray.
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Reply #4
He just wanted a hug!
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Reply #5
swimming skunks whats next ;)
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Reply #6
I used to run at a local cross country park every day during the summer. I'd start right before sunset, which seemed to be a very active time of the day for skunks. I'd average 2 skunk sightings a run. I think the most I ever saw was 8. 8 skunks. :wtf:

I never got sprayed though. Once a skunk reared up on his hind legs in front of me. I quickly turned around and found the other path.

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Reply #7
Quote from: Thunder Chicken;179802
...And no, I'm not talking about my car. I just walked down to the river bank to check the progress of my grapes and heard a splash in the river (which is fairly high right now after a rainfall a few days ago). I looked downstream and saw what at first glance appeared to be duck, but a closer look made it appear like a cat struggling against the current. I walked down to get a better look and possibly pull the "cat" out, and discovered that it wasn't a cat at all - it was a skunk, swimming upstream, toward me.

Apparently skunks have poor balance (why else would it have fallen in the river?) and apparently they can swim pretty well. I didn't wait around long enough to welcome it as...


thats just too funny.  Yet somehow i think you felt bad for the skunk:hick:

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Reply #8
Skunks can also be pretty friendly and usually won't spray unless they feel threatened. If he was swimming toward you, I doubt he felt threatened and you prob'ly coulda got away with scratching behind his ears. On the other hand if you had scratched behind his ears he might have followed you home.

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Reply #9
My brother had twin skunks as pets when I was younger..... Trixie and Dixie were their names. I think he had hit their mother with his car one night, because he just showed up at home with these two little baby skunks.

He also used to catch skunks just to say he could do it.... LOL... he walked up behind them and tucked their tail under before they knew what was happening.... I don't think he ever got sprayed.
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Reply #10
I got a good "close sighting" story about a skunk.

I was working in my auto pit (on my Cougar, of course) and at some point I looked to one side toward the side cut-out for getting into the pit. I nearly had a heart attack - a skunk was sitting in there looking back at me! I very quickly but slowly backed away from the skunk. Well, talk about bad balance - I had left my garage door open over night because the Cougar was halfway in and halfway out of the garage - apparently the skunk wandered into the garage at night looking for some heat (it was December) and fell into the pit!

It took me like 3 days to coax that little thing out of the pit! First I put the ladder up for it to climb, but apparently it was too weak to climb out. Then I laid a nice maple board angled up the side for it to get out, but apparently it was too slippery. At this point the skunk was getting pretty weak and I wasn't sure it could get out anyway, so I fed it! :hick: My idea on the third day was a winner - I placed the ladder on top of the angled board so the skunk could rest on the ladder rungs as it worked it way out of the pit. The next day I was extremely pleased to see that the skunk had found his way out of the garage! If you wonder why I look in every nook and cranny of my auto-pit before I go down into it, now you know! :D
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Reply #11
This actually wasn't my first close-skunk-encounter, BTW - I was sitting in a lawn chair on the edge of a field hunting deer one day last year when a skunk walked up behind me, then under me, then out from under me right between my feet, and then proceeded to walk away from me. I was perfectly still, and I don't know if that skunk even knew I was there, or if he even cared.

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Skunks can also be pretty friendly and usually won't spray unless they feel threatened. If he was swimming toward you, I doubt he felt threatened and you prob'ly coulda got away with scratching behind his ears. On the other hand if you had scratched behind his ears he might have followed you home.

I've actually heard that skunks can be friendly - too friendly, in fact. I've heard of them coming right onto people's patios while people are out there eating, and grabbing food right off people's plates, almost as if to say "Stop me. I DARE YA".

However, nothing that's in a swollen river in eastern Canada in ed near October is going to be in a "scratch me behind the ears" mood, and frankly, I was not in the mood to find out. He was likely swimming toward me because I was standing at a point on the river bank that would have been easy for him to climb out of the water. He did have that "you just wait 'til I get there" look in his eye, so I skedadled.

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My brother had twin skunks as pets when I was younger..... Trixie and Dixie were their names. I think he had hit their mother with his car one night, because he just showed up at home with these two little baby skunks.

He also used to catch skunks just to say he could do it.... LOL... he walked up behind them and tucked their tail under before they knew what was happening.... I don't think he ever got sprayed.

Your brother is either really brave, really dumb, or both :hick: I think I'd rather play Russian Roulette than grab a wild skunk.

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I got a good "close sighting" story about a skunk.

I was working in my auto pit (on my Cougar, of course) and at some point I looked to one side toward the side cut-out for getting into the pit. I nearly had a heart attack - a skunk was sitting in there looking back at me! I very quickly but slowly backed away from the skunk. Well, talk about bad balance - I had left my garage door open over night because the Cougar was halfway in and halfway out of the garage - apparently the skunk wandered into the garage at night looking for some heat (it was December) and fell into the pit!

It took me like 3 days to coax that little thing out of the pit! First I put the ladder up for it to climb, but apparently it was too weak to climb out. Then I laid a nice maple board angled up the side for it to get out, but apparently it was too slippery. At this point the skunk was getting pretty weak and I wasn't sure it could get out anyway, so I fed it! :hick: My idea on the third day was a winner - I placed the ladder on top of the angled board so the skunk could rest on the ladder rungs as it worked it way out of the pit. The next day I was extremely pleased to see that the skunk had found his way out of the garage! If you wonder why I look in every nook and cranny of my auto-pit before I go down into it, now you know! :D

I think what I would have deposited in that pit would have smelled worse than any skunk:shakeass: Your experience reminds me of a similar experience when I was in trade school. We had left one of the shop vehicles over the pit the day before, so first thing in the morning the teacher brings us all out around the pit. He went into it (it was only big enough for one or two people) to teach us a lesson on... I dunno, suspensions or something, while we all sat on the floor around the edge of the pit. While he was under there he caught a bit of movement out of the corner of his eye and looked down to see the biggest wharf rat you could imagine staring back up at him. If you don't live near water you can't really appreciate the size of a wharf rat. Think "as big as a cat" and you're getting the idea. Anyway, it turned out that rats were pretty high on the teacher's list of fears. He started freaking out under this car, and in his panic he fell off the ladder while trying to get out of the pit. That put him eye-to-eye with the rat and also knocked the ladder down. Much hilarity ensued while the teacher, screaming like a little girl, was trying to get out of the pit. Once he finally got out somebody grabbed a 2X4 from the carpentry shop and killed the rat. That was a day of legend in that trade school...
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Reply #12
Quote from: Thunder Chicken;180027
I think what I would have deposited in that pit would have smelled worse than any skunk:shakeass:


I've heard of such a reflex - I guess I'm glad it's just an expression to me :hick:

Quote from: Thunder Chicken;180027
Your experience reminds me of a similar experience when I was in trade school. We had left one of the shop vehicles over the pit the day before, so first thing in the morning the teacher brings us all out around the pit. He went into it (it was only big enough for one or two people) to teach us a lesson on... I dunno, suspensions or something, while we all sat on the floor around the edge of the pit. While he was under there he caught a bit of movement out of the corner of his eye and looked down to see the biggest wharf rat you could imagine staring back up at him. If you don't live near water you can't really appreciate the size of a wharf rat. Think "as big as a cat" and you're getting the idea. Anyway, it turned out that rats were pretty high on the teacher's list of fears. He started freaking out under this car, and in his panic he fell off the ladder while trying to get out of the pit. That put him eye-to-eye with the rat and also knocked the ladder down. Much hilarity ensued while the teacher, screaming like a little girl, was trying to get out of the pit. Once he finally got out somebody grabbed a 2X4 from the carpentry shop and killed the rat. That was a day of legend in that trade school...


Oh, man - we used to spot them nasty old monster rats down by the Muddy River in Boston. Your teacher sounds hilarious - while I can relate to the fear of being trapped with an animal in a pit, a killer instinct is much more useful in such situations :evilgrin: I like the 2x4 idea, though clearly this sort of thinking would be a bad idea with the skunk! I had a chipmonk sneak up on me the other day and I was startled, so I beat it to death with what was in my hand - which happened to be a wood rasp - lol. BTW, if anybody has problems with chipmonk invasions, I have a very effective solution and it's painless for all involved ;)
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