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Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #270
That has to be the dumbest kid ever.

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #271
Between this, and the kid that put the nos energy drink in his bike's gas tank...well, they MUST be related somehow.
'84 Mustang
'98 Explorer 5.0
'03 Focus, dropped a valve seat. yay. freakin' split port engines...
'06 Explorer EB 4.6

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #272
Quote from: FordTruckFreeek;283729
Saw this on another forum I visit...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZsVbCu4Hk


:blahblah:

:rollin:
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Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #273
This one is pretty bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHwzmzt8GE

I cringed.

'88 Mercury Cougar LS, 302, Project Car - "The Coug"
'83 Ford Thunderbird Heritage, 302, Summer Ride, - "The Bambi Killer"
'86 Chevrolet S10, Daily Driver -  "The Black Beater"

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #274
2 New back tires that didn't get peeled off after all: free, not $600.00

Cost of new clutch and flywheel etc: $1200.00

Cost of your stupid ass wasting a clutch on youtube: absolutely priceless.

That guy just took fail to a whole new subterranean level.
'84 Mustang
'98 Explorer 5.0
'03 Focus, dropped a valve seat. yay. freakin' split port engines...
'06 Explorer EB 4.6

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #275
Yeah I face palmed.

I bet it's still covered under warranty though. Oh and did you notice how the e-brake was on the whole time?

'88 Mercury Cougar LS, 302, Project Car - "The Coug"
'83 Ford Thunderbird Heritage, 302, Summer Ride, - "The Bambi Killer"
'86 Chevrolet S10, Daily Driver -  "The Black Beater"

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #276
How to you "roast out the backs of the tires"?  lol.  If he can afford a 2007 Z06, chances are he can afford a new clutch.  You should have to take some sort of basic automotive driving/knowledge test before being able to buy any kind of performance car.  Reminds me of a kid I went to high school with who had a sweet Pontiac Tempest with a built 455.  He didn't know dick about cars and his Dad bought him the car.  It was built for the 1/8th mile and had low gears.  He would buzz that 455 at like 6000 rpms everywhere he went running flat out.  He eventually put a rod through the block.  Last I knew it was sitting in the weeds.  What a waste.

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'88 'bird, 10.9:1 306 w/TFS top end, forged rods/pistons, T-5 swap & bunch of other stuff, 1-family owned, had it since ‘98, 5.0tbrd88 on Instagram and YouTube

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #277
The sound kinda sucks, make sure to turn it up

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/GuyTalks-about-V6-Mustang_157808.htm

Kid with Intaker & 7.5 inch pistons:dunce:
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78 F-100 2wd flareside
84Turbo Coupe
84 Thunderbird Élan
85 Thunderbird 3.8
88 Turbo Coupe
88 Mustang GT
90 Stang LX 5.0 5spd
93 F-150 4x4 ext cab
96 Mustang GT
98 Mustang GT
99 SVT Cobra
06 Fusion SEL
14 Fusion Sport

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Reply #278
That's not f*ckin' good!
'84 Mustang
'98 Explorer 5.0
'03 Focus, dropped a valve seat. yay. freakin' split port engines...
'06 Explorer EB 4.6

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #279
Been a long time since this thread has seen a post.....


I've been following a thread on SVTPerformance and it took a rather interesting turn....

http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/smack-down-cafe-18/768947-what-happens-when-you-borrow-you-parents-gt500-driver-member-here.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqF1N3m-gl8&feature=player_embedded#at=28

-Round 1
-Vid gets posted of Grant hitting a deer in his 'dads' GT500
-Grant posts and laughs it off and says that he is sorry he messed up 'his fathers' car, but 'live and learn'
-Continue 10 pages of people flaming Grant and Grant flaming back
-Grants neighbor/ex-friend/? posts saying that it wasn't Grants fathers car, it was his fathers car which Grant had stolen that night
-Also accuses Grant of putting over 300 hard miles on it where at one point it's check engine light came on and Grant reset it using his scanner tool and went back to beating on it
-Text message image surfaces from one of Grants friends that had been texted after grant was bragging about putting drag radials on the GT500 and taken it out for a night of racing including doing a burnout till the tires had steel coming out them
-Total disowning of Grant commences - Round 2
-Grant first tries to downplay this by saying the damage was minimal and its not a big deal
-Grant tries to play it off saying the video was a joke he made the whole story up to get attention
-Grant goes back to downplaying the damage
-Grant brags that if the father is trying to press charges, the cops haven't found him yet
-Thread starts to slow down
-GT500 son mentions that his wheels were stolen a while back and now after the untrustworthy actions of Grant, he suspects him as a possible theif
-Another member here mentions Grant texted him a while back and wanted him to buy a set of wheels, most likely the same set as the ones that were stolen from GT500 son while he was away on a trip.
-More communication went underway and from what I understand, Grant invited the potential buyers over to GT500 sons own house to look at GT500 sons wheels that Grant was in the process of stealing*
-Thread explodes again Round 3

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Here's the real story..

Grant knows Brynson (otownpj), they use to hangout like brothers, they were very close. Grant use to do yardwork and clean brynson's dads truck.. guess who the owner of the GT500 is? Brynson's dad.. Grant has broken all ties with brynson and his dad, when his dad called asking about this situation grant completely denied it and started yelling. We called Seminole County Sheriff's office and they came out and dusted for prints.. Grant already has prints from being in Juvy. We have the deer video and 2 other street racing video's being sent to the detective right now. Grant broke into brynon's dad's truck that he use to wash (knows the door #) stole the garage door opening and found the keys hidden in the garage. The last time the owner drove the GT500 it had 1300 miles on it. When SCCO looked, it has over 1700 miles.. grant has stolen this vehicle before and put over 400 miles on it. They guy is NEVER home. and travels 250+ days out of the year. I was at the house last night with Brynson, his wife, and his dads house-sitter. The mirror is dangling with no glass, the rear rim is sed up, the door is dented on the crease, and the rear quarter panel looks like chuck liddel knee'd it. Grant had no permission to ever touch the car, let alone break in to the garage and drive it. This man is NOT grant's father, he is also NOT brynson's brother. Grant is lying to everyone and the law is right behind him. In the mean time the garage door was disconnected, and the guy is at the house everyday incase grant comes back. I dont know how grant is gonna show you pictures of the fix because he will never be allowed on that property again. The only family grant has in florida is that obese whale he calls a mother and his sister.. his dad lives out in Colorado.

that is all.


Anyway, the kid gets a charge on May 10th. 

http://webbond.seminolesheriff.org/InmateInfo.aspx?bkgnbr=201100006083



Unbelievably -- he continues to post in the thread AFTER he posts bail. 
They have his arraignment date and scheduled court appearance for same including the location.  Would be interesting for someone to print out some of his comments and forward them to the local D.A.'s office.

Just.....WOW!

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Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #280
Soon it'll be Grant's turn to take some hard drivin'....in the pen, lol.
'84 Mustang
'98 Explorer 5.0
'03 Focus, dropped a valve seat. yay. freakin' split port engines...
'06 Explorer EB 4.6

 

Phale!!! -- An ongoing montage of intarweb stoopidz!!!

Reply #281
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2013 Focus (Daily)
1968 Cougar XR7
1987 Turbo Coupe
5 Speed, Stock IHI, Aeromotive 340LPH, Stinger 3in DP w/Magnaflow 3in Race Series ler, Hallman Boost Controller, Corbeau Fixed Back Racing Seats, Rebuilt 35# Injectors, Kirban AFPR, Stinger's Front Mount Piping w/Big NPR Front Mount IC, 3/8 E-85 Fuel Lines, SPEC Stage 3+ Clutch, Explorer 4.0 Dual Core Radiator, Optima Red Top Battery
1988 Turbo Coupe (RIP)
1984 Cougar (RIP) :cougarsmily:
1986 Cougar XR7 5 Speed.  (sold)