Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas

December 24, 2004, 10:37:04 PM

Merry Christmas Everybody.

Here is a little recipe I wanna try tonight.

>Tequila Christmas Cake

>1 cup of water
>1 tsp baking soda
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tsp salt
>1 cup of brown sugar
>Lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>Nuts
>1 bottle tequila
>2 cups of dried fruit
>
>Sample the tequila to check quality.
>Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
>To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>Repeat.
>Turn on the electric mixer.
>Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
>Try another cup... just in case.
>Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
>Mix on the turner.
>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
>drewscriver.
>Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
>Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
>Check the tequila.
>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
>No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shift your nuts.
>Add one table.
>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
>Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
>Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Just don't mix this recipe with car keys.

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Tonight marks four years for me on the fox tbird cougar board, even though I never posted much in the first while. This new place is really growing, 250 members most of whom I presume are active, on this new site.

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #1 – December 24, 2004, 11:42:35 PM

:ies: :ies: :ies: :ies: :ies: :ies:

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #2 – December 24, 2004, 11:49:09 PM

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.

Merry whatever!

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #3 – December 24, 2004, 11:59:56 PM

There's a South Park x-mas marathon on right now. I'm all set.

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #4 – December 25, 2004, 01:56:14 AM

Happy Holidays to eveyone

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #5 – December 25, 2004, 08:38:15 AM

Happy Festivus everyone, hope nobody gets hurt during the feats of strength!. Oh and merry christmas too!

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #6 – December 25, 2004, 10:52:26 AM

Woot NEW car stuff!!!! but other than that, booooo christmas! im just waiting for the food. and some of that tequila cake =D bahhumbug

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #7 – December 25, 2004, 11:40:44 AM

Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays!

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #8 – December 25, 2004, 02:13:31 PM

Happy Ho Ho! :ies:

Didn't get any car parts but I'm loading up on mommies leftovers tonight and filling my fridge

so its all good!

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #9 – December 25, 2004, 02:27:44 PM

lookie what I got. not exactally what I wanted but It will do. Its alittle bigger then that, not a very good picture

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #10 – December 25, 2004, 02:59:29 PM

i would show what i got but idk how to attach pictures =(

Re: Merry Christmas

Reply #11 – December 25, 2004, 08:05:43 PM

I got a new TV for my room and the new PS2 (it's really small).. my bed now is black and leapord prints with zebra pillows lol, it rocks, 3 pj''s pants, a bracelet thats sterlin silver and ingrave with *CougarBaby*, ..my mom says there's more, but it's not here yet. So!.. here's a picture of the TV and PS2.....