Favorite Movie Quotes

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Favorite Movie Quotes

Reply #15 – January 19, 2006, 12:39:15 AM

PANICS(Web Series)- They give us a machine gun capable of firing 300 rounds per minute, and expect us to fight off spirits? Hell I might as well stab it with a dinner ****.

What the hell is a dinner ****?

I cant choose. I like ones off of tv shows more. Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken

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Reply #16 – January 19, 2006, 01:05:38 AM

red vs blue (the halo movie)- you gave him cpr for a gunshot wound? you are a geinious.
disclaimer-i'm not wure i got it completely correct but you get the idea.

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Reply #17 – January 19, 2006, 09:00:23 AM

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Office Space

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The 40-Year Old Virgin

Way too many one-liners in both movies...might as well quote the whole things...

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Reply #18 – January 19, 2006, 09:29:58 AM

they found me, I dont know how but they found me.

Doc, back to the future

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Reply #19 – January 19, 2006, 09:47:54 AM

I think my sig covers one of my favorites...

"Strange women, lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical aquatic ceremony."

Also

"God is just a kid with a magnifying glass, and he's not planning anything"

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Reply #20 – January 19, 2006, 10:37:15 AM

"**** it Dude, let's go bowling."

"This is not Vietnam, there are rules."

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Reply #21 – January 19, 2006, 10:48:25 AM

Not a movie, but best quote EVER!!!

Young Peter Griffin: Why did all the dinosaurs die?

Museum Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

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Reply #22 – January 19, 2006, 11:42:48 AM

Colonel Sandurz: They must have a hyperjets on that thing!
Dark Helmet: Well what do we have on this thing? A Cuisinart?!?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! (over intercom) Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed!
Colonel Sandurz: (nervous) Ludicrous speed, sir?
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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Reply #23 – January 19, 2006, 12:54:46 PM

anyone ever seen airplane?

Guy: I'm leaving tomorrow. Our crew is flying in from the north under the radar. We're going to bomb their storehouses.
Girl: When will you be back?
Guy: That's classified information.

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Reply #24 – January 19, 2006, 02:26:44 PM

Once upon a time in Mexico

Look i have no eyes F**kmook

Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail

Look you silly you have no arms.

YellowBeard
I dont have fruit down there woman!! i have lice and im proud of em

Sealab 2021

Im gonna lay down back because our concussion have me sleepy

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Reply #25 – January 19, 2006, 02:35:56 PM

Not a movie (a lot of us seem to be saying that)

Trailer Park Boys: Ricky could keep us in quotes for days.

"some accidents are going to happen whether you're drinking and on drugs or not"

"What comes around is all around."

"I'm sick of people saying that Julien is smart and I'm stupid. Julien's just smart at things like explaining things and getting people to do stuff, and I'm smart at playing hockey and shovelling snow."

"Get two birds stoned at once"

And one for Lahey

"Ricky started out as a little sh** spark from the old sh** flame. Then he turned into a sh** bonfire, the driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging sh**fire storm. When I'm back as trailer park supervisor I can unleash a sh**nami tidal wave that'll engluf Ricky and extinguish his little sh** flames forever. And hopefully, he'll drown in the undersh** of that wave. Sh** waves."

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Reply #26 – January 19, 2006, 02:50:00 PM

Oh . This thread could keep me busy for weeks. I'll shorten my response to a few simple must see movies/shows for one liners.

Family guy (duh!)
Super Troopers
Waiting
Pulp Fiction
40 y/o virgin, Check out the extras, there are some gems in there.

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Reply #27 – January 19, 2006, 03:46:16 PM

SeaLab 2021: "It's like a koala bear ped a rainbow in my brain."

Comedy Central roast of Pam Anderson: (to Andy Dick from some lady roaster) "Andy's the only guy I know who can tell you the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it"

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Reply #28 – January 19, 2006, 05:07:28 PM

Quote from: nirvanagod

SeaLab 2021: "It's like a koala bear ped a rainbow in my brain."

I forgot about that one, god sealab has a ass load of good quotes just like this one

(Talking about Captin Murphys happycake oven)

it's not a toy. it makes REAL cupcakes, with a 40-watt bulb, and There's icing packets. but The secret ingredient is love...it!

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Reply #29 – January 19, 2006, 11:32:05 PM

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
Futurama
Red Vs. Blue(redvsblue.com)
PANICS(redvsblue.com)
Robot Chicken
Team America
South Park
Mind of Mencia
The Colbert Report

"You know how I know your gay, you like Asia"