ME IN 08!!!!!
Seriously.
If elected I promise to bring your country Forward, not backward! Upward, not forward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling...
No, wait. I'm Canadian, so I can't be president. Can I? Um.... The Governator isn't American, is he? He can't run either, can he? Or are they changin' that? If not, fugheddaboutit. If so, if they are changing that silly rule that the leader of Americans must be American, VOTE FOR ME! Thunder Chicken is 1337! Thunder Chicken pwn3z joo!