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Jesus wrecks his speedboat

After flipping his speedboat,
'Jesus'
quickly leaves the scene before his Father finds out!
5 Mopars, an S-197, and the Turbo Twinkie[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #1 –
Looks like its gonna be a hard landing for that guy
FOXLESS!!

1994 Lincoln Mark VIII

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #2 –
His helmut seems to be in an "odd" place - did this guy survive this or is this a picture of someone dying?
11.96 @ 118 MPH old 306 KB; 428W coming soon.

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #3 –
Looks like one of his shoes got knocked off, too...
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #4 –
I'd like to know why a hydroplane is open and without the safety cell that usually comes out intact no matter how whipped around the boat actually gets...
1987 20th Anniversary Cougar, 302 "5.0" GT-40 heads (F3ZE '93 Cobra) and TMoss Ported H.O. intake, H.O. camshaft
2.5" Duals, no cats, Flowmaster 40s, Richmond 3.73s w/ Trac-Lok, maxed out Baumann shift kit, 3000 RPM Dirty Dog non-lock TC
Aside from the Mustang crinkle headers, still looks like it's only 150 HP...
1988 Black XR7 Trick Flow top end, Tremec 3550
1988 Black XR7 Procharger P600B intercooled, Edelbrock Performer non-RPM heads, GT40 intake AOD, 13 PSI @5000 RPM. 93 octane

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #5 –
BAHAHAHA. that's freaking hilarious.  (the caption that is)

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #6 –
Quote from: Cougar5.0;248566
His helmut seems to be in an "odd" place - did this guy survive this or is this a picture of someone dying?



http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23734068-2,00.html

He survived....after he washiznit by the other boat...
Long live the 4-eyes!  - '83 Tbird Turbo - '85 Marquis LTS - '86 LTD Wagon

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #7 –
Thanks for posting the link to the story. I really had no idea what happened to the guy. Just got the email and thought it was to funny to not pass along
5 Mopars, an S-197, and the Turbo Twinkie[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #8 –
thats one lucky s.o.b.
'88 'bird, 10.9:1 306 w/TFS top end, forged rods/pistons, T-5 swap & bunch of other stuff, 1-family owned, had it since ‘98, 5.0tbrd88 on Instagram and YouTube

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #9 –
Quote from: Chuck W;248615
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23734068-2,00.html

He survived....after he washiznit by the other boat...


Wow, I thought it looked like the other boat was gonna clip him - holy friggin'  that dude is one lucky . Perhaps Jesus was with him - lol.
11.96 @ 118 MPH old 306 KB; 428W coming soon.

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #10 –
Getting ejected from a hydroplane would not fit my definition of "lucky"...
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #11 –
Every time I see pictures or videos like that I can't believe people continue to race 'em....you wouldn't catch me DEAD in one of those at 150 mph or whatever they run...and I mean no humor by that statement....just can't think of any idiom besides that to use here lol...I dunno...think I've made my point.
1987 20th Anniversary Cougar, 302 "5.0" GT-40 heads (F3ZE '93 Cobra) and TMoss Ported H.O. intake, H.O. camshaft
2.5" Duals, no cats, Flowmaster 40s, Richmond 3.73s w/ Trac-Lok, maxed out Baumann shift kit, 3000 RPM Dirty Dog non-lock TC
Aside from the Mustang crinkle headers, still looks like it's only 150 HP...
1988 Black XR7 Trick Flow top end, Tremec 3550
1988 Black XR7 Procharger P600B intercooled, Edelbrock Performer non-RPM heads, GT40 intake AOD, 13 PSI @5000 RPM. 93 octane

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #12 –
Quote from: Thunder Chicken;248663
Getting ejected from a hydroplane would not fit my definition of "lucky"...


@ 100+ MPH, getting hit by another one moving at that speed and surviving? That's horseshoe up the a$$ lucky IMO...
11.96 @ 118 MPH old 306 KB; 428W coming soon.

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #13 –
I do not believe in luck. That is plain wild. The caption was perfect and funny, and maybe Jesus was with him. You never know. I've been in a serious car accident myself, but that sure does not curtail me from wanting to race. You can die at 20 mph just as well as 150 mph.

Jesus wrecks his speedboat

Reply #14 –
Quote
Getting ejected from a hydroplane would not fit my definition of "lucky"...


I'll bet if you ask him he'd tell you he was lucky.  There have been people killed in minor fender benders and this dude survives something like that...I'd say he shiznits 4 leaf clovers.
'88 'bird, 10.9:1 306 w/TFS top end, forged rods/pistons, T-5 swap & bunch of other stuff, 1-family owned, had it since ‘98, 5.0tbrd88 on Instagram and YouTube