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Wal-mart game

This is something me and my freinds have done. You go to walmart and pick the 3 best/worst things to make a " WTF? combo. If you get a dirty look from the casheire, or sucuirity called on you, you did a good job. An example is:
1. Brownie Mix
2. Rat Poison
3. A " Sorry for you loss" card

It was always a dumb ass game but what the hell, we have one of everything else here.

Wal-mart game

Reply #1
1. Kiddie pool
2. BB gun
3. Gerbils
 
:evilgrin:

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Reply #2
Machete
Big ass trash bags
Lots of bleach/household cleaner

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Reply #3
Just try to put M&Ms on Layaway. Or start riding the bikes. Play tag. Those have always worked for me.
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
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Reply #4
Freeze tag at 2 AM. The workers don't always wana play

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Reply #5
hiding in the round clothing racks going "Pick me! PICK ME!"

or being pulled around in a sled.. that worked too.

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Reply #6
Walk around very stealthy while humming the Mission Impossible theme song
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
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1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

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Reply #7
Me and my friends used to put 12 packs of magnums and astroglide in little kids purses and stuffed animals.

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Reply #8
Get a medic alert bracelet that reads, "Needs frequent oral-genital ressucitation".
 
Go to the check out line.
 
Pretend to pass out.

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Reply #9
Go to the Gun counter ask them what you need to do to purchase a gun. They explain, tell them you would like to just pay cash deal and no receipt needed, then ask what the biggest knife they have is, and if they carry shovels. Not the smartest thing to do, but it sure is fun when you see the expression on there face.

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Reply #10
I like the magnums & lube in kids purses idea a lot.

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Reply #11
I actualy had my wife go to the store and get wort remover and condoms. I laughed for hours.

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Reply #12
I hate going to Wal-Mart with the fiery passion of one thousand suns.
I do, however, enjoy leaving my mark while I'm there.
I like to get the cart up to speed and jam my shoe on top of one of the rear wheels. This will effectively lock the wheel, leaving a skidmark. It's cool to discover the composition of the wheel by its skidmark; sometimes it's black, sometimes it's blue, etc.

I also tend to "crop dust" in certain aisles, especially when it's packed full of fat people and screaming kids. There's nothing like a beer fart in the dairy aisle to make somebody's day.
I'm kind of like a squid and its black ink, in that regard...
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Reply #13
^^^^^^ LMAO
Crop dust LMAO ROFL
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Reply #14
-Gerbils
-vasolene
-any cylindrical object
It's Gumby's fault.