Need advice stupid neighbor

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Need advice stupid neighbor

Reply #15 – November 05, 2006, 07:03:17 PM

Quote from: ZondaC12;111709

for a less damaging but annoying alternative you could fork the lawn too!

muwahahahahaaaa sporks work too :D

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Reply #16 – November 05, 2006, 07:43:58 PM

Kick in one of their headlights, report them for the same violation...

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Reply #17 – November 05, 2006, 07:45:53 PM

Quote from: 87thunderbirdBlackJack;111747

muwahahahahaaaa sporks work too :D

i'm lost

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Reply #18 – November 05, 2006, 07:59:33 PM

x2 amoosets idea..... btw i hate my neighboors too. they always complain about me driving too fast and i do the speed limit day after day. and i always see them doing at least 50 everyday and the limit is 30. and you know what the best part is its that they blame other neighbors too. and then when i goto confront the other neighbors it all goes back to them. they have nothing better todo then complain and work on their lawn everyday

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Reply #19 – November 05, 2006, 08:41:14 PM

Quote from: tbirdscott;111764

i'm lost

http://www.jadeland.com.hk/pic/spork.jpg

never been to a taco bell? they are one of the main places you find sporks!

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Reply #20 – November 05, 2006, 08:54:42 PM

Quote from: FordThunderbird;111633

Can I just take the window out or does vehicle code state that I need to have one?

Dunno about IA, but in VA the only window that is necessary is the windshield... The rest can be pulled out and thrown away... Doubt it is necessary, how many Jeeps you see running around with just the windshield???

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Reply #21 – November 05, 2006, 09:04:41 PM

my friends uncle drives his 50 something 2door wagon around with no indow but the windsheild so i know you can do it in MO and IL

i say gp buy a sheet if plexi glass and cut it so it will pop in just so it look like there is a new window in it

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Reply #22 – November 05, 2006, 09:41:46 PM

Quote from: tbirdscott;111764

i'm lost

doing that to somones yard... in hellacious ammounts... IE forking the yard..

muwahaha your yard got forked

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Reply #23 – November 05, 2006, 09:55:05 PM

Haha!!! I was wondering what forking the lawn ment. The ideas are flying now. I gotta go to the store, or maybe Sam's Club to buy them in bulk!!

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Reply #24 – November 05, 2006, 10:05:01 PM

lmao, this changes the use of a fork to all new heights doesnt it?

:D

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Reply #25 – November 05, 2006, 10:32:39 PM

Sorry to hear about your jackass neighbors Matt. Is it the '93 they think is too loudor the bronco? The '93 really isn't all that loud, I haven't heard the bronco obviously. You should move on over to Lincoln, we don't have those stupid codes :)

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Reply #26 – November 05, 2006, 11:43:09 PM

Quote from: stuntmannick;111707

I'd just fix the window.

Then I'd shiznit in a bag, put it on their steps, light it on fire, ring the door bell and run.

I so just stole that.

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Reply #27 – November 06, 2006, 01:03:10 AM

Quote from: 87thunderbirdBlackJack;111804

doing that to somones yard... in hellacious ammounts... IE forking the yard..

muwahaha your yard got forked :beatyoass:

THAT is awesome! bahahahaha I gotta remember that! costco sells them in like 1000 packs lol

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Reply #28 – November 06, 2006, 10:13:12 AM

i like to use them the other way tip down and break them off. now thats a b to get out. but the ground has to be really soft. otherwise i doit like that and break them off. then they must pick them out and rack up the other parts that are all over the yard.

other ideas that i like to do.
my favorite-- fish in the rear coil spring. now thats a gift that keeps on giving, use rexast side for best results in cold weather.

honey on the windsheild wipers-- passanger side only cause other wise they might kill them selves

when it stsrts to freeze water all around the doors so when they try to open them they are frozen shut. and you get to laugh as he climbs in from the pass. door

steal his antenna-- wont know what the hell is going one

super glue the key holes on the house or car-- for when sh#t is going down

all of this is not recomended or is it considered a good or safe idea s and neither me or this site will be held acountable if you get caught and get your ass beat.

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Reply #29 – November 06, 2006, 12:53:21 PM

I got a couple more. Freeze a can of shaving cream, the old stuff like barbasol, the can will burst due to expansion. Then peel off the can and place wherever is convienent ie mailbox, sock drawer, glovebox. When it thaws there will be an expanding wall of foam tons of fun. Also you can get some marbles, nails, random junk together then pull back his window stripping on the door and insert the random junk. Every time he opens or closes the door he will hear that stuff inside, bonus for the rolling noise of the marbles as he drives. Another favorite is the tootsie bar in the ler, get a fullsize tootsie bar and push it into the ler. It has to make it into the ler to be effective, but if you pull it off car will smoke and stink for like 3 weeks. I love to do that to fart tubes because its right there is just drops in lol.