interactive new born joke November 29, 2004, 07:21:15 PM gotta have someone with you to tell this joke properly.baby in nursery being held by nurse.baby says are you my daddy?nuse- no im the nurse who takes care of you while your here.baby gets handed to another nursebaby says- are you my daddy?nurse- no, i helped get you out of your mommybaby gets handed to the doctorbaby-are you my daddy?doctor-no, i helped you into the worldbaby gets handed to mommybaby-are you my daddy?mom-no , im your mommy.baby gets handed to dadbaby-are you my daddydad-yes but why do you ask**poke your index finger in the forehead of your friend and repeat what the baby says..............baby says -- CAUSE I DONT LIKE THIS Quote Selected
Re: interactive new born joke Reply #1 – November 29, 2004, 07:46:10 PM I dont get his one... Quote Selected
Re: interactive new born joke Reply #2 – November 29, 2004, 08:05:04 PM first off,, you probably have to be a dad to understand,,second,, you have to actually tell it to a friend and follow the instructions.i have an idea,, go tell any dad you know of ,, but follow the instructions with the punch line. Quote Selected
Re: interactive new born joke Reply #3 – November 29, 2004, 08:19:08 PM I'm not a parent, yet it makes complete sense. I'm glad newborns can't speak Quote Selected
Re: interactive new born joke Reply #4 – November 29, 2004, 10:05:16 PM You should put all of your jokes into one thread... Quote Selected
Re: interactive new born joke Reply #5 – November 29, 2004, 10:27:23 PM Quotei have an idea,, go tell any dad you know of ,, but follow the instructions with the punch line.Nice try.... i think i'll abstain..... :giggle: Quote Selected
Re: interactive new born joke Reply #6 – November 29, 2004, 10:51:38 PM Quote from: jcassity**poke your index finger in the forehead of your friend and repeat what the baby says..............baby says -- CAUSE I DONT LIKE THIS :spit: :laughing: :laughing: :slap: Quote Selected
Re: interactive new born joke Reply #7 – November 30, 2004, 01:06:35 AM triplets in a whoom talking amungst them selves, when one asks the rest what they want to be when they grow up and y.first one says he wants to be a doctor so he can cure all the worlds sicknesssecond says a lawyer so he can bring justice to the world.the first 2 look at the third and ask what he wants to be.he says a hunter,the other 2 ask y a hunter.so he says, so i can have a big gun and shoot that red headed prick that comes in here ever night Quote Selected