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Time traveler wanted

http://huntsville.craigslist.org/ele/2609351847.html

Text, in case it gets pulled...

I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds really unbelievable) but i cant use it bec i need a second person to operate it with me..

I am looking for someone that is adventurous and very reliable. prefer a male; but i could use a female if you do heavy lifting..

I am leaving on September 25 around 10 a.m. and return no later than Sept. 30 im going to october 1991 to take care of some unsettled business..

i need you to be serious about time travel, and reliable, so we will definately make it back home. i cant operate the machine alone..

you do not have to pay anything at all.

the only requirements are that you are under 250lbs and the circumferance of your head is under 64cm..

we will be leaving from Decatur at my house, let me know if you would like to go with me.








1983 FORD THUNDERBIRD HERITAGE 5.0
2008 SAAB 9-7X AERO 6.0 (LS2) 1 0f 554 Made
2011 FORD FLEX SEL Family Hauler

Time traveler wanted

Reply #1 –
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :giggle: :giggle:

people these days.. rofl
ShadowMSC.com < < Still Under Construction

R.I.P. 'Zump' 8/29/86 - 11/11/11
3- 87 TC's / 1 really mean 83 Capri RS / 94 Sonoma SAS Project on 37x12.50 TSL Radials / 88 S10 that's LITERALLY cut to pieces / 84 F150 SAS, 351M, 39.5 TSL's / 85 Toyota regular cab, 22R 5spd, 3/4" drop, my little junkyard save/daily driver

Time traveler wanted

Reply #2 –
Quote from: Shadow;368256
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :giggle: :giggle:

people these days.. rofl

I would travel back to 1983 and buy all the NOS parts i could carry.....lol








1983 FORD THUNDERBIRD HERITAGE 5.0
2008 SAAB 9-7X AERO 6.0 (LS2) 1 0f 554 Made
2011 FORD FLEX SEL Family Hauler

Time traveler wanted

Reply #3 –
he wants to go back to 91.. it's only 8 years later.. i'm sure you could still get parts a-plenty hahah
ShadowMSC.com < < Still Under Construction

R.I.P. 'Zump' 8/29/86 - 11/11/11
3- 87 TC's / 1 really mean 83 Capri RS / 94 Sonoma SAS Project on 37x12.50 TSL Radials / 88 S10 that's LITERALLY cut to pieces / 84 F150 SAS, 351M, 39.5 TSL's / 85 Toyota regular cab, 22R 5spd, 3/4" drop, my little junkyard save/daily driver

Time traveler wanted

Reply #4 –
Hmmmm.

Lots of real live rocket scientists in Huntsville and surrounding areas. I think he is for real!:crazy:

How easy would it be to make money if you knew the future?

Time traveler wanted

Reply #5 –
Why doesn't he get Mr. Peabody to help him?
Matt
1984 Thunderbird - 89 302 HO, GT40 heads w/ Trick Flow springs, E303 cam, Edelbrock Performer 289 intake and 600 cfm 4bbl, Mustang headers, Jegs o/r H pipe, Dynomax lers, Mustang AOD and shifter, Mustang 8.8 w/ 3.73s, 3G alternator, Mustang front and rear sway bars, KYB 87-88 Turbo Coupe shocks and struts, and 11" front brakes.

1988 Mustang GT - GT40 heads, Explorer intake, 70mm throttle body, 70mm MAF, Crane 1.7 rrs, E303 cam, Kirban Kwik shifter w/ Pro 5.0 deluxe handle, aluminum clutch quadrant and firewall adjuster, o/r h pipe, Dynomax lers, 3G alternator, aluminum radiator, and 3.27 gears.
 
1986 Cougar 5.0, 1989 Mark VII LSC 5 speed, 1980 Mercury Zephyr 4 door (sold)

Time traveler wanted

Reply #6 –
Bill and Ted and Dr. Who are pissed........








1983 FORD THUNDERBIRD HERITAGE 5.0
2008 SAAB 9-7X AERO 6.0 (LS2) 1 0f 554 Made
2011 FORD FLEX SEL Family Hauler
 

Time traveler wanted

Reply #7 –
I'd go back to 1979 every week to buy gasoline.