Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

November 11, 2008, 10:42:05 AM

There’s been talk here about starting a gun forum/discussion so heres the ice breaker.

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #1 – November 11, 2008, 11:04:22 AM

I think you forgot !

If your gun malfunctions or breaks you can fix it or get it repaired, but with a women you have to just wait until they get over it!

A gun the trigger always works it doesn't matter how you pull it.

A gun doesn't get mad when you are out all night at the strip club.

A gun doesn't care if you buy it flowers or not.

A gun doesn't care if you work it all night or not it likes it anyway it can get it

I like them all! LOL way to start it out.

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #2 – November 11, 2008, 12:48:13 PM

So whats your favorite gun? i personally like my s&w's. All of their higher caliber guns are fun as h&)), especially the 500 mag. revolver.. Then again i like my women short and skinny.....lol

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #3 – November 22, 2008, 09:17:27 PM

Here are my toys. I just bought the the black one.

I really like them both. The black one is a Russian Made AK-47 not a knock off the real deal here. The other is an SKS both are ready to rock when ever that time may come.

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #4 – November 23, 2008, 06:56:33 AM

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So whats your favorite gun?

.303 British for deer hunting and coyote whackin'.
I use a .22 for just plinkin at frogs and for killin a piece of paper, and a 12 gauge for rocks and rabbits, not that i eat rabbit anymore, so it doesn't get used so much now.
I also have a .30-30 that I havn't shot in ages, and last, my .38 special that's a blast (pun intended) to fire, although it's loud as hell.

My dad has a few .45-70's that I'm kinda fond of, I took the shortest-barreled deer hunting a coupla years ago...man, I want one now. Fun, cheap to fire (we reload all our own rounds) not so loud, and light to pack around all day... a 12 pound .303 will wear out a big guy after a days' worth of hiking and hunting, and I'm not that big of a feller, lol.

My goal is to shoot a .50 cal rifle someday...think .50 BMG, only a single shot version...pricey too...wonder how much a shoulder transplant would cost after that ass-kicker does the damage?

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #5 – November 23, 2008, 08:21:51 AM

My favorite gun is my husband's.
For shooting, I prefer a rifle, shotgun or pistol!

:D

A few reasons women prefer firearms to men:

*A firearm's barrel never goes soft.
*The firing pin rarely fails.
*It's easy and quick to reload.
*You can pen 15 it whenever you want to.
*There's very little mess to clean up after playing with your firearm.
*You can grip it tight in both hands and not have to worry about how tight you squeeze.
*A firearm never leaves it's dirty cleaning rags around the house.
*A firearm never worries about you talking about another firearm.
*A firearm doesn't care what you look like, it still lets you use it as intended.
*A firearm doesn't have to talk tough to be tough.
*A firearm never brags about the size of it's barrel.

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #6 – November 23, 2008, 08:30:18 AM

Seriously though, my favorite is my 20g. My father gave it to me for my 12th birthday. He had to shorten the stock on it to fit me (still fits me! lol) and he was refinishing the stock and fore end, but only got the stock finished before he died. It is still exactly as he gave it to me, stock finished and fore end is still the old finish. It will never be changed.

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #7 – November 23, 2008, 11:04:28 AM

god I cant wait till next year when im 18 im going out and buying a brand new 12g pump. Been obsessed with the gun since I could play shooting video games and hold one. Next after that will be a sig sauer with 2 barrels, one in 9mm, one in .45acp

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Reply #8 – November 23, 2008, 01:12:44 PM

I'd like to do a Buffalo hunt with a Sharps 45-70/90/110...whatever

for grins and giggles I stay practiced up by shooting golf balls @ 10-15 yards with my Hi-Standard HD MILITARY