dunno if ya'll ever seen this...
The Cougar Driver's Prayer
The Cougar is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
it maketh me burnout on black pavements;
it leadeth me beside busy freeways;
it restoreth my soul;
it leads me in the path of quickness for it's names sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for torque art with me.
Thy rod and thy piston they comfort me.
Thou preparest a track for me
in the presence of my enemies; Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My car overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the V8 forever.
Amen