Ever take it in the tail pipe?
In light of the "crash" thread I figured I'd start a thread to see how many people have been rear-ended in their t-bird/cougar. I washiznit by a fried while moving my 80 from my old house to storage when I was moving, To make matters worse it was a busy intersection and I had no insurance on the car (just re-used the moving permit from moving the 82 a few minuites before, save the flaming)
Anyway he thought I was going to race the yellow light. I wasnt, I didnt, and somehow he failed to notice the ENTIRE REAR END OF BRAKE LIGHTS the thunderbird has, we pulled over, shoo'd off a couple wittnesses that stopped and left quickly before any cops showed up.
Despite how minor it looks it was actually enough to wrinkle the quarter panel in the middle, rust sucks.

His car got it way worse than mine, bumper cover, headlight door, signal light, ds fender, hood, washer fluid bottle. We were able to pull the rad support/fender foreward using another car as ballast and a come-along, never has run right since that.
So whaddaya got? pictures get you a gold star!!!