I hate hot foods.

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I hate hot foods.

February 12, 2006, 04:43:48 PM

Not spicy hot.

I hate when you go to eat something, like a sausage bisquit right out of the microwave, you take a bit out of it, and its good, then it starts burning the hell out of your hand! You want to eat more of it but its too hot to hold onto.

And whats worse...Hot Pockets. Youll pick it up, go to take a bite out of it, as you take a bite the back of it pops open and spews scolding hot cheese on your hand making you drop the sandwich pouch and do a funky dance waving your hand around like an idiot.

Pizza can be just as bad. You have your choice of toppings on this freshly baked pizza. Youre sitting in a resturaunt, and its blazing hot, you grab the first piece you can get on your plate, take a careful bit out of it, only to have blazing hot stringy cheese glue itself to your chin making you make funny noises and wave your hand in front of your face, as if that would make any difference.

Hot foods suck.

I hate hot foods.

Reply #1 – February 12, 2006, 04:45:28 PM

hahaha!!! LMFAO

dude, youve had too much time on your hands, and obviously... alot of hot cheese

I hate hot foods.

Reply #2 – February 12, 2006, 08:38:11 PM

Hm...I generally have much more of a problem of burning my mouth than my hand.

I hate hot foods.

Reply #3 – February 12, 2006, 08:43:11 PM

Yeah, usually burn my tongue not my hand. Now that sucks. It stays numb for atleast a half hour.
I can relate to the cheese on the chin though.

I hate hot foods.

Reply #4 – February 12, 2006, 11:35:23 PM

For one of my jobs I work at Little ceasars, and when I cut the pizzas up when their fresh out of the oven hot grease always splashes on my fingers and stings like no other! No sir, I don't like it...

I hate hot foods.

Reply #5 – February 13, 2006, 11:00:49 AM

yes, the doom of the hot cheese. oh how we must struggle on with our need to eat the melty cheese RIGHT NOW, the blisters in the mouth, the red chin, and the dreaded stinging sticky fingers..

when will our trechorous journey end? this question has plagued men since the first cheeses were melted and stuffed into a delicious snack food.

strangley enough, women don't have this problem nearly as much as we do.

I hate hot foods.

Reply #6 – February 14, 2006, 08:38:25 PM

Hot Pockets=cussing and mouth blisters!