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work warning a joke i hav'nt told in a while

a guy walks into a bar sees a horse at a table with a stack of 50's the guy turns to the bartender and ask's whats this all about? the bartender says well that for the first person that takes the horse in the back and makes the horse laugh..
the guy says well thats easy. and takes the horse in the back.. about a min later the horse comes out laughing his a$$ off the guy grabs the stack of 50's and leaves.. about a week later the guy walks back in the same bar and see the same horse at the same table but with a stack of 100's on the table so the guy ask's whats this all about? the bartender say well that for the first person that takes the horse in the back and makes him cry.. the guy says well thats easy to..he takes the horse in the back.. about a min later the horse comes out crying real hard.. the guy grabs the stack of 100's and just before he walks out the bartender asks so tell me how you made the horse laugh.. the guy says well i told him that my d!ck was bigger then his... so the bartender says ok well so how did you make him cry then.. well that was real easy! the guy says.. i just showed him!!! and walks out of the bar...
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there's only about a half a dozen man made objects that are herd by the human ear below 40Hz,a pipe organ,thunder,the space shuttle lifting off,a jet airplane taking off or landing,a large canon,an atomic bomb ignited in your back yard and the heat wave afterward oh wait you would be dead so you would'nt hear it scratch that!,and maybe beating your hear against a wall less then 40 times a second..rap music is'nt one of them!thats 40-60Hz@100+db the moving air is under 40Hz

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Oldie, but a goodie :D
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Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhuhuhuhuhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheheheehheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......sorry That Was Kinda Funny....but Not As Funny As This ..a Guy Walk's Into The Bar And Sit's At The Bar And Say's
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Cottage cheese... that would make any man cry.


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Reply #4 –
hahah. haven't heard that on in awhile.