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interactive new born joke

gotta have someone with you to tell this joke properly.

baby in nursery being held by nurse.
baby says are you my daddy?
nuse- no im the nurse who takes care of you while your here.

baby gets handed to another nurse
baby says- are you my daddy?
nurse- no, i helped get you out of your mommy

baby gets handed to the doctor
baby-are you my daddy?
doctor-no, i helped you into the world

baby gets handed to mommy
baby-are you my daddy?
mom-no , im your mommy.

baby gets handed to dad
baby-are you my daddy
dad-yes but why do you ask

**poke your index finger in the forehead of your friend and repeat what the baby says..............

baby says -- :mad: CAUSE I DONT LIKE THIS :mad:

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Reply #1
I dont get his one... :screwy:

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Reply #2
first off,, you probably have to be a dad to understand,,
second,, you have to actually tell it to a friend and follow the instructions.

i have an idea,, go tell any dad you know of ,, but follow the instructions with the punch line.

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Reply #3
:giggle:

I'm not a parent, yet it makes complete sense. I'm glad newborns can't speak
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Reply #4
You should put all of your jokes into one thread...
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Reply #5
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i have an idea,, go tell any dad you know of ,, but follow the instructions with the punch line.


Nice try.... i think i'll abstain..... :giggle:

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Quote from: jcassity
**poke your index finger in the forehead of your friend and repeat what the baby says..............

baby says -- :mad: CAUSE I DONT LIKE THIS :mad:



 :spit:  :laughing:  :laughing:  :slap:

 

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Reply #7
triplets in a whoom talking amungst them selves, when one asks the rest what they want to be when they grow up and y.

first one says he wants to be a doctor so he can cure all the worlds sickness

second  says a lawyer so he can bring justice to the world.

the first 2 look at the third and ask what he wants to be.

he says a hunter,the other 2 ask y a hunter.so he says, so i can have a big gun and shoot that red headed  prick that comes in here ever night