red phone
In lieu of the political threads (i'm stayin' neutral on those, just so ya know..) here's a funny. It IS a joke, so don't take it as anything more than that.
My mother posted it on fb this morning...thought y'all would get a laugh out of it.
~Red Phone~
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a
check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him
that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the
USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, since Obama became president of the USA , that country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call.
[joke off]
(disclaimer: i posted this in a NON-political light...since we all know the country has gone to hell long before obama) :flip:
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