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Wanna trade your computer??

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/sys/1360078535.html

Since the ad will probably get deleted...

I am looking to trade my girlfriend, for your netbook. Any brand name is fine. She's generally a decent GF and hot as hell, I've just had her about a bajillion times and figured I could get more excitement out of a new netbook. She's kinda pissed at me right now, so she'd prolly not put up much of a fight. Drop a couple beers down her and you're golden. She really freaky and up for whatever, so you're guaranteed a great time (that is until you get tired of her). She's also outfitted with NuvaRing, so no pull-out needed! Shes loaded!

NOTE: Local trade ONLY! I will NOT ship her anywhere!


Wanna trade your computer??

Reply #1
Nice guy....

Wanna trade your computer??

Reply #2
i was considering this since i have a netbook and currently sans girlfriend untill i read the part about the nuvaring.
oh well, maybe better luck with the next one
"Beating the hell out of other peoples cars since 1999"
1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage
1984 Ford Mustang GT Turbo Convertible
2015 Ford Focus SE 1.0 EcoBoost

Wanna trade your computer??

Reply #3
Gayle (my wife) wouldn't agree to that.I'm happy with my own girl.
'88 Sport--T-5,MGW shifter,Trick Flow R intake,Ed Curtis cam,Trick Flow heads,Scorpion rockers,75mm Accufab t-body,3G,mini starter,Taurus fan,BBK long tube headers,O/R H-Pipe, Flowamaster Super 44's, deep and deeper Cobra R wheels, Mass Air and 24's,8.8 with 3.73's,140 mph speedo,Mach 1 chin spoiler,SN-95 springs,CHE control arms,aluminum drive shaft and a lot more..

 

Wanna trade your computer??

Reply #4
This old fart had to look up what a NuvaRing was and as I see it, no different than a pill?  What the deal?  I bet after posting this that he is not getting any so he does not have ot worry about it.

Anyway I had the same women for 26 years and I'm more than happy with her.  But if this one can cook and clean I would trade my notebook for her.  But I would most likely end up paying for her to go to college like my other three kids.

TED