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My 21st Birthday To Remember

Well it started at Red Lobster, one of the places I work. Ate lunch and was bought drinks by fellow employees(basically my family now). A Long Island Ice Tea, A Rum Runner, and a double shot of Patron.

Went home and took a nap, working doubles every day caught up and so did the drinks.

Got up and went to Old Chicago and had a Corona Light, and my cousin bought me this awful  Martini.

Proceeded to Bullfrogs Live and had around 14 shots and a few Miller Lites, and ended up throwing up in one of my empty cups, so I had my cousin come get me.

Changed, and headed to Club Orleans, aka Strip Club.
Had a few beers and a Jager Bomb, talked to a few of the girls, spent around $400 of my friends' money haha. Got a Lap Dance, and the Highlight of the night, my Birthday Sacrifice.


They sat me on a chair on the main stage, 4 girls would climb the pole, jump down and bounce on my lap and then slap my chest. I then did pushups with my face in one girls crotch, then chased her around the stage on all fours. So a cut up and bruised chest, sore left leg, 2 T-shirts, and checkered flags later. It was an AWESOME NIGHT
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
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1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

My 21st Birthday To Remember

Reply #1
haha sounds like you had a good time! lol

I vote for more pics from the strip club!
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My 21st Birthday To Remember

Reply #2
The 3 pics I have, 2 of which are up there, are the only ones we could sneak. They would not allow pictures at all. I took one of those, I was so drunk that I took a pic and handed my phone off like a dumbass. My cousin grabbed it thankfully. $600 phone. I have one pic of the sacrifice. I'll post it up as soon as I get it on my computer.
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

My 21st Birthday To Remember

Reply #3
You NEVER go to a stripclub on: 1. a birthday 2. bachelor party

Those ladies do whatever they want, and it always hurts....

My 21st Birthday To Remember

Reply #4
Please remember this is a FAMILY forum.....
:cougarsmily:~Karen~

My 21st Birthday To Remember

Reply #5
Thats why the pic was blurry, and the only others I have arent even of girls without clothes....
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

My 21st Birthday To Remember

Reply #6
way to go!!!!! happy 21st

 

My 21st Birthday To Remember

Reply #7
Hope you didnt get the crotch herpatitis in the eyes.
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