My 21st Birthday To Remember
Well it started at Red Lobster, one of the places I work. Ate lunch and was bought drinks by fellow employees(basically my family now). A Long Island Ice Tea, A Rum Runner, and a double shot of Patron.
Went home and took a nap, working doubles every day caught up and so did the drinks.
Got up and went to Old Chicago and had a Corona Light, and my cousin bought me this awful Martini.
Proceeded to Bullfrogs Live and had around 14 shots and a few Miller Lites, and ended up throwing up in one of my empty cups, so I had my cousin come get me.
Changed, and headed to Club Orleans, aka Strip Club.
Had a few beers and a Jager Bomb, talked to a few of the girls, spent around $400 of my friends' money haha. Got a Lap Dance, and the Highlight of the night, my Birthday Sacrifice.
They sat me on a chair on the main stage, 4 girls would climb the pole, jump down and bounce on my lap and then slap my chest. I then did pushups with my face in one girls crotch, then chased her around the stage on all fours. So a cut up and bruised chest, sore left leg, 2 T-shirts, and checkered flags later. It was an AWESOME NIGHT