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Motorized Bar Stool

Reply #1
Why not drive home on the seat you drank on? Drink yourself retarded and then drive home, you never have to get up.


Kids, drunk driving is not smart......No matter what yours driving.

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Reply #2
It was only a matter of TIME before that happened!!!!! :laughing: That's just tooo ironic.
 
Those things are hilarious too...you'd never get me on one that's way too much power for being that top-heavy lol.
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Reply #3
They'd be even more top heavy with my big butt on them...

Has anyone else seen the old 'Horsepower TV' episode where they're drag racing them and one of the guys takes a header? :dunce:

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Reply #4
Quote from: doodaa;265109
They'd be even more top heavy with my big butt on them...

Has anyone else seen the old 'Horsepower TV' episode where they're drag racing them and one of the guys takes a header? :dunce:


Yeah, it was hilarious!

Have you seen the guy who uses one for land speed records?

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Reply #5
That thing is incomplete - he needs to have a mini-keg hanging over his head with a tap and dangling hose. On the bottom, he needs to add one of those oil-drain tanks with a hose hooked up to the "drain" nozzle. If desperate, he could unscrew the large top (where the oil normally drains) for that occasional #2. It even has a filter to catch the big stuff - kinda like a pooper scooper.

:rollin:

:hick:
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Reply #6
OMG why am i not surprised it was in Ohio. :D  Go Bucks!

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Reply #7
LOL, yep this was all over the local news.
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Reply #8
Quote from: doodaa;265109
They'd be even more top heavy with my big butt on them...

Has anyone else seen the old 'Horsepower TV' episode where they're drag racing them and one of the guys takes a header? :dunce:


My brother and I were talking about that today, when Joe took a head flop onto the blacktop.  It was hillarious.
Mike