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How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

aka New Edge Hoonage
:mullet: :headbang: :cougarsmily:


My favorite quote so far:
Quote from: Nayrlladnar
My best buddy from high school and college has a 99 Cougar. The only positive thing I can say about the car is that whatever fabric the seats are made with does an excellent job of not absorbing the smell of pot smoke.

How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #1 –
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What do the girls say when you ride by blasting the windows startup sound?"
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You gotta admit, though, the Thundercats logo in the trunk is awesome.
So True.
~Project ThunderStorm = '84 Charcoal Thunderbird - First Car - Long Time Work in Progress~
~Project (No Name Yet) = 1970 Plymouth GTX/RR "Clone"~

How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #2 –
LOL
That windows sound is a babe magnet.
The exclamation sound is the turn off though.

that place had me rollin
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***** Project "EVOLUTION" 1987 Cougar LS  & 1985 Cougar Convertible *****
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5.0 HO 306 roller block, machined GT-40P heads, Wiseco dished forged pistons, Eagle forged floating I-beam connecting rods, Lunati pushrods, ARP bolts, Scorpion aluminum 1.6 rockers, Comp Cams Magnum 266HR, Explorer intake, 65mm TB, MAF Conversion, 19# injectors, Ford Racing stainless P-headers, 2-1/2" cat-less exhaust w/ Flowtech Afterburner lers , SC AOD with 2800 BDR torque converter, 3.73 T-Lok rear, CHE rear control arms, full 2-1/2" frame w/1" jacking rails & seat supports, Rear disk brakes, Turbine wheels, All original interior w/ floor shift upgrade .......
Pretty much every panel on my 87 is new, rebuilt, or re constructed. :D
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How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #3 –
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If the guy the fvcked with this Cougar fell in a bucket of nipples,he'd come out sucking his thumb. What a dumbass.

Best. Quote. Ever.
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

my fave

Reply #4 –
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I particularly like one of the opening comments to the effect of "where are you from - that might help explain this." As if idiots don't grow equally well in all climates.


... but there are plenty from which to choose.
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White/ Grey 2-tone
#1 (left): undergoing top-to-bottom rebuild     
#2 (right): DD, power everything (sorta)
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How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #6 –
Oh, my
There are no words at all
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***** Project "EVOLUTION" 1987 Cougar LS  & 1985 Cougar Convertible *****
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5.0 HO 306 roller block, machined GT-40P heads, Wiseco dished forged pistons, Eagle forged floating I-beam connecting rods, Lunati pushrods, ARP bolts, Scorpion aluminum 1.6 rockers, Comp Cams Magnum 266HR, Explorer intake, 65mm TB, MAF Conversion, 19# injectors, Ford Racing stainless P-headers, 2-1/2" cat-less exhaust w/ Flowtech Afterburner lers , SC AOD with 2800 BDR torque converter, 3.73 T-Lok rear, CHE rear control arms, full 2-1/2" frame w/1" jacking rails & seat supports, Rear disk brakes, Turbine wheels, All original interior w/ floor shift upgrade .......
Pretty much every panel on my 87 is new, rebuilt, or re constructed. :D
Join us on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_137541156293768&ap=1

How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #7 –
Darwin award recipient.
1987 TC

How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #8 –
i don't like the look of it... i don't like the look of it... lol
~Project ThunderStorm = '84 Charcoal Thunderbird - First Car - Long Time Work in Progress~
~Project (No Name Yet) = 1970 Plymouth GTX/RR "Clone"~

How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #9 –
Quote from: Thunder Chicken;214661
Best. Quote. Ever.


that just might top  your herpies quote i have in my diy link:hick:
I agree, that one has a timeless quality about it.:bowdown:

How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #10 –
Quote from: 20th anny 5.o;214674
Sadly this social reject is from newcougars.org, this guy is a moron he posted up a video

desolator is the douche that owns the car not Jscullin.

http://www.newcougar.org/forums/lounge/123830-bad-press.html


the car in the vid is not a new edge cougar. look that the rear side windows. looks like a concour
1986 Cougar LS
 

How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar

Reply #11 –
Yeah i was looking at it yesterday night i noticed that there are 3 windows and the rear seats are not buckets like in the cougar.