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I am the worst mechanic evar

For the past several months I've noticed a ticking from my T-bird ('87 3.8L). My best guess was an exhaust manifold leak. However, like all things car related, I am a horrible procrastinator. Also, the passenger side O2 sensor was getting lazy - so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone. 90% of the effort of getting to the O2 sensor is also needed to remove the manifold.

Fast forward to Sunday night. I was driving home from Birmingham after watching Auburn beat Alabama for the 6th time in a row. :shakeass:
I exited off the interstate and on to surface roads. A light ahead turned red and I let off the glass and idled up to it. It turned green as I came upon the intersection and I went back to the gas. At that exact moment I heard a *POP* and then a very loud *BAH*BAH*BAH*BAH*BAH that varied with engine rpm. I thought to myself "Oh snap, the gasket blew plum out!" and kept on going. Driving into my neighborhood with an open exhaust at 11pm was quite uncomfortable. I dashed into my house and waited a few minutes until I felt the eyes of my neighbors turn to more mundane things.

I popped the hood and took a look around, but found nothing amiss at first. A further look (and feel) around netted the #2 spark plug - still attached to the wire - dangling about the engine bay. :mad: I changed the plugs 25 months ago and 16,500 miles ago!!!
The other plugs were all tight. :( Oh well, could be worse.

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #1
This link explains what happened..
-John Fordham
 
1993 Cougar XR7 302 HO AOD
245,000 miles and still running strong

2005 F-150 FX4 SuperCab 5.4L

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #2
thats alright we all have done things that we can't explain.
I once drove from buffalo to daytona with a socket set and ratchet on my radiator support. don't remember leaving it there.
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Reply #3
I once pulled my radiator and found my uncle's SnapOn ratcheting 3/8 extension under it.
-John Fordham
 
1993 Cougar XR7 302 HO AOD
245,000 miles and still running strong

2005 F-150 FX4 SuperCab 5.4L

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #4
Quote from: Johnny Cougar;190518
This link explains what happened..


You spelled Jeremy wrong.....Reverse ownage....
-- 05 Mustang GT-Whipplecharged !!
--87 5.0 Trick Flow Heads & Intake - Custom Cam - Many other goodies...3100Lbs...Low12's!

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #5
does that link have a girl getting bit on her y in one of the pics or am i crazy? lol, i saw that and was like, what the eff?
1988 Thunderbird sport
2004 Ford F150 Lariat
2008  Chevrolet Cobalt Sport
2007 Suzuki DR-Z400S dual sport/Supermoto
1988 Thunderbird LX - sold
1988 Mercury Cougar XR-7 with GST kit - gone

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #6
spelled "ever" wrong too.
88 TC with 93 GT 5.0 (.030 over), XE266HR Compcam, SVO 1.6 Roller Rockers, BBK underdrives, BBK 1 5/8" headers, 2 1/2" exhuast with Americian Thunder Flowmaster lers. Tremec 5 speed and 3.73's and alot of other goodies to list.....

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #7
thats odd.  My 3.8 blew the number two plug and i had to run a thread chaser in to retap.  My friend has a cfi 3.8 as well and that number two blew out last week. 

maybe there something to number 2/5 position with respect to machine work.

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #8
Fords aluminum heads=junk. We've had to helicoil 4 4.6/5.4 spark plug holes.

Check to make sure your heads still have threads.
It's Gumby's fault.

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #9
Quote from: Tbird232ci;190594
Check to make sure your heads still have threads.

There was a little bit of aluminum on the plug threads, but it went in ok.

The upside is that it runs better and my highway mileage has gone up 3+ mpg.

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #10
This is why I have GT40 iron heads on my 5.0.......................plus I couldn't afford aluminium heads
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

 

I am the worst mechanic evar

Reply #11
Quote from: V8Demon;190544
You spelled Jeremy wrong.....Reverse ownage....


Fixed it...  I was tired last night.
-John Fordham
 
1993 Cougar XR7 302 HO AOD
245,000 miles and still running strong

2005 F-150 FX4 SuperCab 5.4L