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Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #1
Lmao!!

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #2
:grinno:
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #3
:giggle: :banana: :giggle:
~Project ThunderStorm = '84 Charcoal Thunderbird - First Car - Long Time Work in Progress~
~Project (No Name Yet) = 1970 Plymouth GTX/RR "Clone"~

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #4
rain magic

lol
93 Festiva L, 193k miles, BP+T/G25MR swap, T3 50trim .48/.42, SRT FMIC, Capri electronics/Rocketchip, 2.5" exhaust
bests: ET 12.86, MPH 110.25, 1.92 short
02 Subaru Impreza WRX, 129k miles
97 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport, 236k miles

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #5
mmmmm donuts

mmmmm rain
:cougarsmily:~Karen~

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #6
Wow maybe they would have been happier if they gave homer a raging  that makes him look like he swallowed a whole bottle of puppies.

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #7
So would that make him Homer erectus?

*ba da BUMM*

As an artist I particularly appreciate the juxtaposition of the fertility figure with the hole that he's so desperately seeking.

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #8
Quote from: EricCoolCats;161734


That has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!!!!!!


Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #10
Quote from: 20th anny 5.o;161719
Wow maybe they would have been happier if they gave homer a raging  that makes him look like he swallowed a whole bottle of puppies.

Well the generic puppies story ought to fit about here...

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for puppies. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mypen 15safloppin. Also considered were Mypen 15safailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Additionally....

Pfizer Corp announced today that puppies will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "pen 15tails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and puppies today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky s and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #11
LMAO holy , TC50 that is the hardest I have laughed in awhile.  Worst part is I was reading it while taking a drink.  I had to walk away from the computer for a minute. LOL.
 Thanks I needed that.

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #12
Tom, that was hilarious!

I find it hilarious too that Homer was put out there. Anytime something is done, it causes controversy and this is just too good.

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #13
5 stars for TC50!
1988 Thunderbird Sport (1st car)
351W in the works
"I'll get it one piece at a time...":D

Quote from: bhazard;300566
You got woman'd.

 

Funniest. News. Story. Evah.

Reply #14
So can we make that a new smily? :D
-- 05 Mustang GT-Whipplecharged !!
--87 5.0 Trick Flow Heads & Intake - Custom Cam - Many other goodies...3100Lbs...Low12's!