i was at the gas station, putting gas in my car, i was leaning on the car, and holding the nozzle, when i felt my car move, and i looked around like wtf, and then it moved again
i look and see a woman pulling into the pump, her car was butted against mine, and pushing it a few inches
i was like "excuse me, but id appreciate it if you would back up off of my car", she was like "what?", i said "id appreciate it if you didnt hit my car and push it", she looked at me and said "it doesnt really matter, your cars old anyways"
so i said "is that how its gonna be?" and she kinda turned her nose up and walked in the gas station, i get in the car, start it up, roll the windows down, and as she come out, i pushed her car about a foot backwards
she started screaming and yelling "oh my god what the **** are you doing?!?!" i yelled out the window "Thats okay, my cars old anyways" and took off
Thats a good reason for a premium ass kickin. Good job though. I gotta give you that.
Hell yea!!!!! :cheers:
That means my car is old then.I'm gonna find someone to push.
wtf, i hate ignorant people... first of all, its probley going to do dammage to her car to, and second, i would have ruined her shiznit... maybe follow her home and unplug every sensor i could get my hands on under her car, then remove her valve stems... ok,... now im all irritated
That's unbelievable! I can't believe how ignorant some people can be.
I have to hand it to you, awesome move on your part:bowdown:
Just enough to get the point across.
I'd love to see if the gas station had a camera recording that.
first time I am gonna give you a direct thumbs up.
AS would I good sir, as would I. *nod*
People can be so stoopid... :yuck:
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kids these days...geesh...:rolleyes:
realy...wish i was there that kicks ass. ignorant people that think there something special...:flip:
Just out of curiosity... what was she driving?
i gotta give it to ya! she deserved everything she got! i hate stupid people!:flame: :flip:
Hell Yea My Man
well at that point you might need an armed guard to ride with ya:evilgrin: and give him the words fire at will!:evilgrin:
:cheers: IMHO you did the right thing, put her in her place! I had a similar incident with my 77 F250. now this thing is a bit of a beater but ihave been collecting parts to fix the rusted body. I had just put my new fenders and driver door on and had to go to home depot to get some nuts. well when i was coming out this asshat in a chevy truck was pulling in he hit the door i just replaced and nipped the bed a little. I walk up and said" what the hell do you think your doing??" He just said" opps i bumped that POS Ford" and tried to walk off. I told him it was mine and he said he was sorry for me having such a POS. Instead of fighting with the guy and the fact i was driving with no insurance at the time i get in my "POS" and Slam the door into his nice truck about 5 times as hard as i could. Im sure he was happy when he came out LOL
I give that a big thumbs up!
I did a similiar thing a few years ago with my daily driver (92 Cougar) Some asshole parked his later model Mazda right up hard against my bumper damaging my paint.....so I got in my car, dropped it into low and pushed that car a good 2 feet.
Childish? Maybe.....but I felt better after hearing the front of that car crunch from my onslaught.:evilgrin:
1st reaction :eek:
2nd reaction :spit:
Joyious vitory dance for putting one more snobby bitch in her place :banana:
(http://members.pen 15s.net/mr428/thumbup.gif) And congradulation that was quick thinking.
I had some thing like that happen to me but I was driving my Mark. I parked it at the store then hear my plates being read over the intercom. Go up front to see what the problem was and this guy is swearing up and down I hit his car when pulling in. We go out side to look and sure enough this guy was under the front plate bracket. I tell him he wasn't there when I pulled in. He said he was going to call the cops and report the accident. Then I point out the cameras on the top of the building. His story changed drasticly and he ended up leaving. It was and Olds Aurora that hit me.
Hahahaha, i love that !!!!!!
haha more of a restraint then i would had....... A few months back i was sitting in the car at the parts store after i had got my stuff and this e150 van pulls right up so close you couldn't sqeeze past the mirror and a woman gets out the passenger door and hits my car with the door she just looked and snickered........................
she came running out when she seen me just repeatedly slamming my door into the side of her van.Left her A nice dent I just laughed and waved as i drove away.....inconsiderate people.....
stupid respectless bastids!
I'd have probably smacked her in the face or sumpin'...
and I'm fairly peaceful, mosta the time, but when it comes to MY vehicles, I get real defensive...shouldn't be that way, but when you spend a lot of time, money, or whatever....I dunno...
I've had a few people look at my car and shudder. It's like yeah, so there's oxidation on the trunk and roof, and it's 18 years old, but that doesn't give you the right to call it a POS. I couldn't imagine what I would have done if I was ever in any of those situations. All I know is that it probably would have had something to do with the 3lb dead-blow hammer I keep in my trunk (Along with all my other tools), which is the perfect tool for taking out paneling on cars.:D
The first thing my GF's dad said when he saw my car was "he actually drives that thing?" but it never once left me walking.
I keep a 26" craftsman crowbar in the backseat for any instances where I may need to persuede anyone, sure gets old people moving when a teen in a black hoody gets out weilding that thing:D
Everyone say they are carrying tools for self protection. Well, I live in a not so good section of the city. My choice for self defence. Everyone has one in there trans. That little OD input shaft, yup thats under the drivers seat of the cougar. Its about 12 to 18in long and the pefect size to hold onto when swinging.
I have a foot long piece of rebar in my door pocket...and a 2-foot prybar in my trunk. Just in case ;)
Unbelievable!!! Some people.
+1 reputation. :bowdown:
And something would have been broken before I left that parking lot. My boot would probably meet with a light or two.
Now you know why I don't drive the Tbird as a daily driver. My car looks nearly perfect but there are still people who think that just because it's old it's :mad: . I don't want people f 'in it up. All I can say is that I probibly would have done something worse. She would have had 4 flat tires:evilgrin: . I completely understand why you did what you did. It's ok by me:headbang:
Good on you Shawn. Same thing happened to my car at Cat Jam last year. My wife was driving my car to go to the store and some Canadian girl driving a rental started backing up in the middle of the road because she missed her turn! She backed into my car and sed up the moulding I had just finished painting not a week before. It also broke some plastic piece inside there too.
Canadians.
I know seriously. I mean she may be used to driving backwards in the middle of the road in Canadia but we just don't do like that here in the U.S. of A. ;) :hick:
It does take some getting used to. ;)
She must have had it in R for race, when she saw the Cougar.
I think he told me it was like a 2002 Taurus when I asked him the other night.. and she was in her 50s.
I think my response to "it's old anyways" would've been something like: "Yeah, well you look like you have some mileage on you, too.. what's your point?"
i had a similer issue one time while i was my in camaro ... i was at a stop light and these kids that i knew pull up behind me and they were honkin there horn and stuff at me saying how my car was a POS . one of them actully got out and kicked my tire hes like "oh it didnt fall apart " so i realized i was in a puddle so i hit the line lock and start frieng both my tires i just soked the kid as he was going back the there car and of corse they had there tunes loud and all the windows down and i was going through the gears got to 3rd turn of the line lock and blew 3 doughnuts in the inter section and took off . i had the cutout so i could run just headers and i saw the kid the next day he came up to me and said" i cant hear nothing your car is sweet"
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Nicley done i just dont get some people, some need a few good whacks upside the head to get themselves straight i guess.
"Yeah, well you look like you have some mileage on you, too.. what's your point?"
Ha ha ha ha yeah that would have been great
Haa that's freakin awesome!:rollin: :rollin:
I had some middle aged prick in a silver CRX cram his door into mine twice last night while Ange was in the produce store. I was waiting with Coira in the truck and 'bang---bang'.
I looked over and started yelling at the guy. He didn't catch on at first, so I practically busted a nut bellering. He looks at me like I'm on crack and asked 'What's your problem?'.
'You hit my door twice, what the hell is your problem?'
It went on like this for a bit until he finally said 'I didn't mean it. No need to be an asshole.'
So I went ape shiznit, 'You didn't mean it? You hit it twice. You're the asshole.' You think he would have been cordial if the rolls had been reversed?
Then the clincher. Ange walked up to the truck with the two of us yelling at each other and says to the guy 'Is there a problem here?'
'Yeah, we've got a door dinger here.' He never said another word. For some reason he was more scared of Ange than me.:giggle:
I hate people.:mad:
I was at the grocery store one time and when I came out there was this lady's 5 year old daughter sitting on the hood of my car. I said to her " Excuse me 'mam, could you please ask your daughter to not sit on my car", and she replied to me "Why are you being such an a**hole, you don't need to give me attitude." I was like :confused:. So after she went into the store I rammed my shopping cart into her driver door, and used the cart to bust out her headlight, and left the cart smashed into her headlight.
My friends and i were out in a parking lot, and this girl i know, who claimed to be into cars was sitting on some random persons car, feet on the bumper, and all that. I was like "you really shouldnt be sitting on someones car", and she was like "its not like its worth anything anyways", i said to "to you no, but to the person who bought it and is probably making payments it is, how would you feel if someone was all up on your car", she said "my car is actually worth something, its a 97 cavalier convertable, one of 500 made in white" and i laughed at her in her face, went on about how her car is nothing more than an econobox, and she got made, got off the persons car, and left
this is the same girl who calls my cars pieces of shiznit, but she has a delorean that she has made more repairs to than both of my cars combined.
It was the 'mam that pissed her off.
Worst I had was while I was at my sisters apartment one day, I was helping her load stuff in her car so I was outside. Now this is a good sized parking lot and I took an end spot and was hugging the curb. There were a good 7 spots between me and the next car. Well this woman in a Forrester parks right up against the side of me. So I'm thinking of all the places for her to park, it had to be right next to me when there are a ton of other open spots.
Well she gets out holding a bag of McDonalds food and a cup that the lid popped off so it was leaking soda. Her kid was in the back seat so to open the door and get him out, she put the soda on the hood of my car. She put a freaking leaking cup of soda on the hood of my white car.:mad: I was mad but I kept my calm. I yelled over to her, since I had my arms full of stuff " Would you please take that cup off the hood of my car". What response did I get... " It's not hurting anything". I responded by saying "well it's leaking soda onto my car and it's going to ruin my paint" As soon as I said that she stopped picked up the cup and put it on her roof. She then apologized and said she just didn't think.
I was surprised she did that. I was expecting an argument.
Sure I could have dropped what I was carrying, and thrown the soda on her or her car. But if I did that, I'd chance getting more soda on my car and who knows the retaliation she would have gotten me with.
Now if the CRX prick had actually appologized for hitting my truck rather than bitch and agrue, I would have just left it at that. But he had to act like it was my fault. (yes, I was parked first)
you should have went into the gas staoin and and got some brake fuild and poured it on her car....what a c--t!
Something similar to this happened to me yesterday. I had just gotten to school and was about to get out of my Buick when some punk ass in dady's new BMW pulls in next to me. He opens his door and hits my car so hard it SHAKES the car! Then he just walks off:mad: . I get out and notice he's put a dent in my door. Now my Buick is just a daily driver and not that pretty but that pissed me off. So I proceeded to let the air out of his driver side rear tire. He got a nice surprise when he got out of class:evilgrin:
i must say i am a fan of the "prank" retaliations that actually don't damage anything..
can't get in trouble with the law **exceptions and there is probably a law, but you get my point**, "it was only a joke sir, no damage was done to anything!!"
Fantastic. That's putting the a$$hole in her place.
This is why I'm gonna carry aircraft paint stripper in my trunk. Someone me off and I pour paint stripper all over their car.
I think the best thing Shawn did was not completely **** the woman's car up.
I had some jamacan (sp?) dumbass back his van into a spot beside my cougar once, but he was only inches away from my car. He opened the door and slammed right into my quarter panel. My girl and I just looked at each other jaws open. I got out and procieded to rip is ass up and down. Stupid idiots van was banged up on both sides and not even from me.
Great stories
The funniest I experienced was at a bridge toll booth. It was rush hour traffic, and I was driving my old Volvo 740 beater. I was behind this newer light green Toyota Corrolla in the lineup for the tolls. Traffic was stopped, as usual, and I noticed this Corrolla slowly coasting backward toward me. I can see the woman yapping on the cell phone, oblivious to the world around her. It was a standard, she had her foot on the clutch but not brake, and the ground was slightly uneven. So as she's getting closer I honked the horn to get her attention. Without even looking back at me she flipped me the bird and kept right on coasting toward me until there was a soft "thud" as she hit me. At this point the traffic cleared ahead of us and she drove off and paid the toll. I followed her through the toll booth, and she saw I was following her, so she drove around into the Bridge Commission parking lot. I got out of my car and went up to her window, and told her (she was still on the phone) that she hit me. She then said "No I didn't, you hit ME!"
Pointing to the cammeras I said "There's no damage to either car, but if you wanna be a bitch about it we can go and review the video tapes". At this point the hilarity began. She tossed the phone aside, said "Fine, we'll do that!", put the car in reverse, and lit out across that parking lot backward as fast as that Corrolla would move. WHAM! She hit one of those concrete parking lot dividers, her arse end goes up over it and the car comes to rest with the rocker panels resting on the concrete, back tires not even touching the ground. I start to walk over, but she's not finished yet: She puts the car in gear and nails it again. The front tires spinning, she slowly inches forward until the rear tires roll up onto the concrete. This of course removed most of the resistance from forward motion, and she bolted forward. As the back tires came down off the divider the car dropped, and as the springs compressed it was just enough that the concrete divider went up between the rear wheels and bumper cover. CRACK! The bumper cover is peeled completely off and is left lying on the ground. She has finally come to a stop. As I walked up to her car, trying to hold back my laughter (and looking into the Bridge Commission windows I can see the commisionnaires making no such effort - they're laughing hysterically) I find a very deflated young woman, no fight left in her at all, bawling her eyes out. Mascara running down her face she looks up to me and bleats "I thought you were honking your horn to tell me to hurry up!". I said "No, I was honking to get your attention. You were coasting backward. I guess it's a moot point who hit who now, isn't it?". I then got into my Volvo and drove home.
That was eight years ago and is still the funniest thing ever happened to me while driving.
That was a great story ThunderChicken.
I'll add my own, but it doesn't come close to topping that.
I was parked at Best Buy waiting for Rachel to come back so we could leave and this old lady in a beat up CRX comes into the parking space accross from me. Now these are pretty large spots, but since the Cougar is large I was up to the middle dividing line, but not on it. The little CRX comes rolling in and bumps right into me. I get out and the lady backs up a bit. As she is putting it into park she rolls into me again, since the ground is sloped partially. I walk up to her window and tell her "Madam, you have hit me twice now. There is no damage, but please don't park against me, and in the future, be more careful and considerate." Which was met with "You're over the line, son." I replied "Ma'am, I am certainly not over the line, nor am I your son, and I could park a second CRX behind you and still not block traffic." At this point she partially concedes and backs up...and the front bumper cover, which didn't look to be in the best shape before arriving (must be a normal occurrance for her) falls off. About that time Rachel came out, so we left. I still wonder what she did with that bumper cover. The car was so packed, I'm almost certain there was no room for it inside.
Both previous storys are great, i have nothing to top either but quite an intresting one
We have a sears hardware store in a kinda like shopping strip type thing well me my brother and dad are going to this peticular sears. There is a one way road in and one out some ass in a mid 90's safari van is coming out the in way, we try to explain to him but he just flips us off and keeps driving. Some people just should not have licences.
Back in tha day, when I still had my first car (1984 light blue 3.8 Cougar), I was driving in a small town one day. There are a few traffic lights and that's pretty much the entire downtown area. Well, light turned red, car is in front of me, and I'm slowing down behind him. And another Cougar passes us in the other direction. So what do I do? Of course...I'm rubbernecking, looking at the other Cat, and WHAM! I smack the old guy's bumper. My brother was with me at the time and saw this whole thing coming on. He said very quickly, "Look out the window!" We both made it look like nothing happened. Guy never got out, just looked in his mirror. Light turned green, we both went our merry ways. I doubt that would happen in the 'road rage' era now!
What nerve!
Here's a true story ----As a youth many years ago, went to a house of someone I didn't know well as I was with other friends there. We started tossing around a basketball in the basp00get. One of my shots erringly hit a framed picture breaking out the glass. The guy's mom climbed all over me telling me in a tantrum that I would have to pay for the damage!!--I remember it as somewhat ugly. Shortly afterward, she handed me my coat which revealed that the inside lining in my coat was all torn up and hanging out like tattered toilet paper---their dog had gotten into my coat and ruined it!! She remained silent and ignored the situation, actually I think she tried to conceal the issue by pushing me out the door before I could challenge the fact. I know I got the worst of it, but didnt pay for the glass either. Amazing what happens when the shoe is on the other foot? I never forgot this.
My turn!
I can recall walking out of the mall one day. I had parked my '88 XR7 at the end of one of the rows to keep it away from the inconsiderate people.
The first thing I noticed was the Luxobarge Cadillac parked behind me. Next, I noticed that it was pushed into the rear bumper cover of my Cougar. I mean, it was really pushed into it.
You know those two bars they put on the front bumpers of the old Fleetwoods? I know why they're there, now. I suppose older people don't know where their front-end is until the vehicle stops moving.
After looking the Caddy over, I decided that it must have been a fossilized man or woman who would do such a thing.
I moved my car forward, saw that neither car had any damage, and left the parking lot.
I was driving to high school one morning in a steady line of vehicles on a 55 mph road. The vehicles in front of me stopped, as did I. The woman in the Windstar behind me wasn't watching.
She bumped into me and we both pulled over.
While I was examining the rear bumper cover (which was already pretty toasty from my teenage driving stunts), she had to tend to her child in the back seat, who was doing a good job of testing his vocal chords. There were Cheerios all over the inside of that van.
For some reason, I couldn't stop laughing.
A good time was had by all.
So last week I'm coming home from work and one of my neighbor's asshole little friends zooms around the corner in his little GTI and parks in my parking spot in front of the house. Now my car has a bad oil leak so I don't park it in the driveway, so I ask the kid as he is getting out to move it across the street and he goes "F**k you this is a public road" I said ok and he walked over to his friend's beater Nova, got in and they peeled off. I parked in the driveway, got out my cell phone and told my friend to come over and bring his 2 ton floor jack. 15 minutes later he got there, and we lifted the front end of this kids car, not before screwing up his bumper trying to find a good spot to put the jack where the car wouldn't fall off and rolled it into the middle of a T-shaped intersection in our neighborhood on the other side of my other neighbor's house. About an hour later I look out the window to see a cop with a tow truck lowering the bed. Funny thing was, the kid never came to my house, and my neighbor never mentioned it. I learned that little trick from a friend of mine who works at discount tire where they used to do that to cars when they had the wheels off, untill one day some rookie dropped a car off the jack and messed it up pretty bad.
Back when I had my first Thunderbird - in fact, the very first day I owned it, it was an exceptionally warm March day. There was over a foot of snow on the ground and the temp hit 70 degrees, so there was lots of runoff. As I was driving home from purchasing the car (with the window open due to the unseasonal heat) I noticed a large stream running across the road. I also noticed a vehicle coming the other way, so I very rapidly rolled the window up (non-power) and got it closed just in time. The person in the other car, however, did not think to roll up the window, so just as we both hit the puddle at the same time I saw them recoil as a sheet of dirty, salty water came in their window. I felt guilty, not so much at the splashing of the person, but because of the strange pleasure I derived from seeing the person get soaked.
That very same night the temp dropped as a cold front came through. As with most cold fronts it came with precipitation, and we got an inch of snow. A block from home I stopped at a light and felt the car hiccup. I didn't think anything of it, and when the light turned green I continued on home. As I got out of the car another car pulled into the driveway and a guy got out. "I just hit you", he said. I said "What?" and he explained that when I stopped at the light he slid into my car and hit me. It was only a very slight tap, so slight I thought it was the car misfiring, but he followed me home anyway. In fact, he had started to get out of the car but the light turned and I drove away. The funny thing is, he didn't follow me to start trouble, he was genuinely concerned that he may have damaged my car. There was no damage, of course, but it has always struck me odd that somebody who was clearly at fault would go through the trouble to ensure there was no damage. The world could use more people like that...
I'm loving this thread!
Anyhoo, when I had my CRX (yeah bash me but I would by anotherone if I could find one) i bumped into another car. A chrylser lebaron If i remember, she had a trailer hitch so I had a nice hole in the front of my bumper that proved what I had done.
The other day a woman backed out of a neighbors driveway and into the front passenger door of my Ram. She was nice enough to leave a note apoplogizing and leaving a contact number. I'm not happy about the damage of course, but at least I don't have to hunt someone down and fillet 'em alive.
Someone backed into my wifes Pacifica a couple weeks ago and left a nice gouge and imprint of a trailer hitch in her bumper cover and grill.
Years ago I had my 87 Sport parked at the local grocery store, and some chicken shiznit hit it and ran. Cracked part of the header panel where it holds one of the mounting studs to the fender, buckled the fender some, and gouged up the marker lense pretty good. Don't know how it didn't break the lense though.