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Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: ZondaC12 on April 20, 2010, 11:01:20 AM
:laughing:
 
Straight outta Houston....guess I need to go grab that Bostonian edition cougar I posted in the Leads section, that is if I wanna keep with the times!!!
 
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff182/gameboygdt/sschlongas.jpg)
 
 
 
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn245/alejandroperezcruces/052.jpg)
 
(http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab12/twinmbp/017.jpg)
 
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n24/liltimer/l_9e27975a1ed7712e8b13c17d4afa0081.jpg)
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Chuck W on April 20, 2010, 11:25:32 AM
I'm going to have to check the "Strongly Disagree" box on that one...

ugh
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: sarjxxx on April 20, 2010, 11:27:33 AM
W t f
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: t3skidoo on April 20, 2010, 12:02:37 PM
Straight out of Speed Racer or a Bond flik.  I can't wait for Donks to breed with Sschlongas.

Seriously, TX state law limits protrusions a certain distance from the car.  I wonder if these things are actually legal.
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Beau on April 20, 2010, 12:54:36 PM
wow. 2 pound box+5 pounds of ass=FAIL.

LMAO

There's a cavalier around here, an older one, say an '88 maybe, that has something like that, but I think it's unintentional.
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: birdman7 on April 20, 2010, 01:01:07 PM
i steped in sschlonga once.. had a heck of a time getting it of my shoes:evilgrin:
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Ductape91 on April 20, 2010, 07:33:23 PM
:toilet: those rims are horrible looking.
like something out of thunderdome or something.
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: hypostang on April 20, 2010, 08:10:43 PM
Reminds me of the "Scorpions" car in Grease

 Ready to slice other cars like a tin can :crazy:
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: boss9 on April 20, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Quote from: sarjxxx;318992
W t f


My thoughts exactly !!!
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Quietleaf on April 20, 2010, 08:55:15 PM
Never underestimate the level of tackiness that urban culture can produce    :barf:
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: 50tbrd88 on April 20, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Wow.  Why do some people have this thirst for doing such god awful things to a car?  How could you think that looks good?
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: jcassity on April 21, 2010, 12:55:30 AM
thats diversity for ya!
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: TheEskimo on April 21, 2010, 02:21:06 AM
WOW, one of those mods you can dump a galloin of gas over and light it. And it would still look just as bad.
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: thunderjet302 on April 21, 2010, 10:04:12 AM
Guys do this to look cool and attract women. What kind of tasteless women are they after? Do those wheels prove that you have money to waste on ugly, shiny, stupid bling?  These look as bad as cars with huge cowl hoods and drag tires on the street. Ugh.

Anyone notice that Cadillacs are the primary victim of most of this ?
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Ifixyawata on April 21, 2010, 03:47:20 PM
Does this mean the era of 'tirty inch raaaaams' is finally over?
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: TBone on April 21, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: thunderjet302;319130
Guys do this to look cool and attract women. What kind of tasteless women are they after? Do those wheels prove that you have money to waste on ugly, shiny, stupid bling?  These look as bad as cars with huge cowl hoods and drag tires on the street. Ugh.

Anyone notice that Cadillacs are the primary victim of most of this ?


Some guys actually need a huge cowl hood and huge drag tires on the street.
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: 88turbo on April 21, 2010, 08:55:32 PM
Quote from: thunderjet302;319130
Guys do this to look cool and attract women. What kind of tasteless women are they after? Do those wheels prove that you have money to waste on ugly, shiny, stupid bling?  These look as bad as cars with huge cowl hoods and drag tires on the street. Ugh.

Anyone notice that Cadillacs are the primary victim of most of this ?


No, thats the sign of I had money but I wasted it on stupid !!!
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Ductape91 on April 21, 2010, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: TheEskimo;319110
WOW, one of those mods you can dump a gallon of gas over and light it. And it would still look just as bad.


:hick: lol, i could see that
Title: late breaking
Post by: blackcat85 on April 21, 2010, 10:01:57 PM
zonda
you burned my eyes AGAIN !!!:flame:
:beatyoass::beatyoass::beatyoass:

:D LOL
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Quietleaf on April 21, 2010, 10:33:05 PM
Quote from: Ifixyawata;319155
Does this mean the era of 'tirty inch raaaaams' is finally over?


Not in my neck of the woods, unfortunately :barf:
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: oldraven on April 22, 2010, 12:07:54 AM
A new Bonneville with a Conti. kit? Good Gord!
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Quietleaf on April 22, 2010, 12:25:02 AM
I'd love to see a webpage that chronicled the evolution of tacky fads...there used to be a site called beaterz that did this to some degree, but it went defunct. He had different sections like rice and urban oddities. I guess those subcultures don't intersect all that much, but this one seems to be a stepchild of the 70's pimpmobiles (those were usually Caddies, too).
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: thunderjet302 on April 22, 2010, 05:45:06 PM
Quote from: TBone;319172
Some guys actually need a huge cowl hood and huge drag tires on the street.



Not guys with a stock 305 TBI Camaro:hick:
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: TBone on April 23, 2010, 08:31:02 PM
Touche.:D
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Romeo2k on April 23, 2010, 09:10:09 PM
Awwwh yeeeeeaaa......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvSoVIWloQc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgIZNETWyZk&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-aoBlEcB2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIHfmahSCLw

:rollin:
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Quietleaf on April 23, 2010, 11:58:40 PM
I think we need a new smilie for this. I don't think we have anything that does this level of tackiness justice :screwy:
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: DVP on April 24, 2010, 01:48:59 AM
I jump off bridges and its tight yo. All the cool kids are doing it.
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: joefriday on May 04, 2010, 01:42:45 AM
It's been done to a poor Bostonian Cougar:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CLASSIC-ONE-KIND-/320524886612?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item4aa0c5a254#v4-31
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: 1Bad88tbird on May 04, 2010, 09:56:09 AM
That just proves people will do anything for attention. Even if it's not the right kind of att.
Honestly though, I can't see how that can be legal.
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Quietleaf on May 04, 2010, 09:18:15 PM
Quote from: joefriday;320628
It's been done to a poor Bostonian Cougar:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CLASSIC-ONE-KIND-/320524886612?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item4aa0c5a254#v4-31


Someone get a gift certificate to Pep Boys for his birthday?
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Quietleaf on May 04, 2010, 09:29:59 PM
Just discovered by archaeologists: the missing link!

http://web.archive.org/web/20070615181622/www.beaterz.com/reviews/1199/p26.htm
Title: LATE BREAKING Car sub-culture update: "Sschlongas"
Post by: Quietleaf on May 04, 2010, 09:40:25 PM
I wonder if they've made it here...

http://www.molestedcars.com/index.html
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