The Cougar Driver's Prayer
The Cougar is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
it maketh me burnout on black pavements;
it leadeth me beside busy freeways;
it restoreth my soul;
it leads me in the path of quickness for it's names sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for torque art with me.
Thy rod and thy piston they comfort me.
Thou preparest a track for me
in the presence of my enemies; Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My car overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the V8 forever.
Amen
that messed up man.
but still funny
hahaha, ive actually had that same thing hanging up in my room for the last 6 months or so...
my friends think im taking the "liking my car thing" a little too far