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What are they teaching kids these days?


 
Typical kid, no patience, always putting the cart before the horse. The proper sequence is:

Hunt
Shoot
Kill
Butcher
Cook
Eat
Digest
shiznit

But like all kids today he can't be bothered with all the rest, that's just too much work. Just forget all that and skip right to the end, right? No patience.

Sheesh. Kids today got it so easy. If I skipped even one step when I was his age my grandpappy woulda smacked me in the head with the butt of my own rifle.

What are they teaching kids these days?

Reply #1
HAHAHA I laughed hard when I read that. Musta been painful!!! See now kids that's what happens when you eat too fast your body can't digest it quick enough! :hick:
1987 20th Anniversary Cougar, 302 "5.0" GT-40 heads (F3ZE '93 Cobra) and TMoss Ported H.O. intake, H.O. camshaft
2.5" Duals, no cats, Flowmaster 40s, Richmond 3.73s w/ Trac-Lok, maxed out Baumann shift kit, 3000 RPM Dirty Dog non-lock TC
Aside from the Mustang crinkle headers, still looks like it's only 150 HP...
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What are they teaching kids these days?

Reply #2
Ouch. 8 points, too... That kid's gonna need a 'roid ring...
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

What are they teaching kids these days?

Reply #3
Must be from michigan :hick:
93 Festiva L, 193k miles, BP+T/G25MR swap, T3 50trim .48/.42, SRT FMIC, Capri electronics/Rocketchip, 2.5" exhaust
bests: ET 12.86, MPH 110.25, 1.92 short
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What are they teaching kids these days?

Reply #4
"Boy, what did you eat?!!?"

What are they teaching kids these days?

Reply #5
wow

(looks down at Keyboard)

I is right next to O but none the less funny.